Surely you must have thought to yourself at some point or another, "By Jove! I'll bet there's one whale of a story behind this EV article!" In this very special feature for our fucking anniversary, we've gotten some of our best -- and more importantly, most willing -- authors to detail the little secrets and stories of what happened to them whilst they wrote the EV stories you've come to love and cherish dearly. Some of it won't be pretty, and some of it will frighten and shock you, but still you will be compelled to read on. Enjoy, and celebrate with us!

EV Adventures: The Caper Of A Most Mysterious Case
Afghanistan To Produce bin Laden Action Figures
AIDS Causes Porno Industry To Grind To A Halt; Situation Deemed "Worst U.S. Crisis Ever"
Al Gore Founds Clubhouse; George W. Bushs "Not Allowed"
Alzheimer's Couple Provides Comic Relief
Area Man Ostracized For Not Using Cell Phone In Movie Theater
Arrested Development To Be Cancelled; Is Not Stupid, Retarded Enough For Primetime Television
Blistex Announces "Balms, Not Bombs" Campaign
Blood-Thirsty Liberals Nearly Kill Tom DeLay
Brown Believed Hurricane Katrina To Be Elaborate Joke, Leaked Emails Show
Burger King Orders Employees To Scold Obese Customers
Bush In Europe: A Faux Pas Already With "Brussels Sprouts" Comment
Bush Promises To Destroy Stem Cells
Christian Uncovers Proof Of Devil In Band's Website
Closet Liberal's Cover Blown At Thanksgiving Dinner
Dunkin Donuts "Overstepping Boundaries" By Offering Non-Donut Products
Enraged Al Gore Assaults Florida Residents
EV Editors Found In Drunken Stupor
EV Kids: Religious Trading Cards
"Everything Is Beautiful" Theory Disproved
Fat Man Doesn't Fit "Jolly" Stereotype
Fed-Up Catholic Designs Own God
Gatorade Sued For Blood Poisoning
Gays Make Rap Song To Combat Eminem
Global Warming Will Produce "Good Vibrations, Funky Feelings" Says White House
Governor Schwarzenegger Protests NASA Mars Mission Due To "Dangerous Mutants And Dictators"
Kenton's Guide To: Surviving In The Wilderness
Irate New York Giants Demand Super Bowl Recount
Jerry Falwell Suspected In Attempted Attack
MSNBC: Righter In Mental Health Facility, Says Report
Local Flea Market Serves As Anti-Depressant
Local Man Criticized For Not Responding Quickly To Katrina
Local User Of Closed Captioning Isn't Deaf
Man Erroneously Believes Pet's Death Is April Fool's Joke
Man Finds Pudding With 9/11 Expiration Date
Man Justifies Killings With "Terrorist Hunting License"
Man Labeled "Winner!" Via Pop-Up Ad Did Not Actually Win Anything
Man Logs On To Internet To Watch Rotating Graphic
Man Uncomfortable About Using Wife's Shampoo
Man Unsure How To Interpret "How You Doing" Greeting
McDonald's Unveils New "McAttack" Sandwich
Members Of Capitol Hill Adopt Porn Names Of Their Own
New "On Tha Streetz" Monopoly Criticized
Name Of "Homeland Security" Officially Changed To "Ministry Of Peace"
New Nostradomus Texts Reveal Other Tragedies
New Shirt Slogan Creates National Confusion
Newly Recognized Drug Is Threat To US
News Anchor Attacks On The Rise
Nine Out Of Ten Iraqis Prefer U.S. Torture To Saddam's, Says Bush
Olson Twins Turn 18, Are Assaulted By 19 Million Geeks And Perverts Simultaneously
Parents Worry That Sunday Halloween Will Cause Children To Join Evil Cults, Church Of Satan
Polls Show Kerry And Bush Pulling Away From Other Candidates
Same-Sex Marriage Ban Is A "Gay" Idea, Say Many Politicians
Santa Arrested On Drug Charges
Second Mix CD For Girlfriend Lacks Poignancy, Coherency Of Original
Shitty Stores Closing At Record Pace
Sony To Produce Eight More Playstation 2’s
Stop Getting Your Ice Cream From The Future
Study Finds Truck Size Proportional With Penis Size
Terror Alert Level Raised To "Vote Republican"
VH1 Builds Time Machine, Will Produce "I Love The..." Specials From The Future
Wachovia Apologizes For Saying "Slave"

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