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by Josh Righter
Karl
"G-Money" Rove has a lot of people calling for his head lately.
But why? Is his head actually made of a soft, delicious marshmallow-like
substance? Have politicians taken the next logical step in their evolution
to become actual cannibals? Or is it all an elaborate way for him to
commit suicide by decapitation? The Enduring Vision has discovered that
the true answer is none of these.
In reality, people are angry about Karl Rove because he may have divulged secrets. Important secrets. Even more important than who is dating that one girl Becky. You see, The EV has determined that Karl Rove may have leaked the name of a CIA agent to the press -- a naughty illegal thing to do -- in order to get retribution on her husband, who pretended to go on a mission to Africa by special order of his good friend Dick Cheney to investigate uranium cakes. If it sounds confusing, you're doing it right.
Luckily, we here at The Enduring Vision have sorted the whole mess out into one easy-to-follow at the expense of being incredibly oversimplified timeline. Now you'll be able to see the whole mess from start to present, and make a judgement for yourself on very little information. And as a cool bonus, you'll be able to see some secret papers we got our hands on that come straight from the RNC itself. So go on! See what the fuss is about, and make up your mind in one violent direction!
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