Letters From The Readers

Some old hatas return to try and wreck our shit, but we're having none of that. Did I do that right? Like the kids do?

A request is granted.

Hey guys, how about an article on the new pope, John Ratzenberger? - Dan

Josh: Well, we normally wouldn't have written anything about him, but this one was just for you, Dan.

One of our stories is apparently funny!

this was onrthe funniest story's i've ever read i just could not stop laughing. - Brevinya Chery

Josh: Sweet, thanks!

Good...good.

I HATE YOU! IM GONNA TEAR OUT UR RIBCAGE AND SHOVE IT DOWN UR THROAT. THEN IM GONNA PRY OUT UR EYEBALLS. THEN RAPE YOU. FAGGOT - Mike Caira

And Jesus will send you there, Mike Caira

POPE POWA, YO.

article: new_pope_chosen.htm

I knew I couldn't be the only one who thinks the new pope looks nothing less than demonic. What's with these silly catholics? I mean, just take a look at this guy:

What a bunch of looneys. At least they've got cool hats though. - Vince

Josh: Hahaha! That guy totally should've been the new Pope instead. He could've made rap CDs about how bein' homo is loco.

The EV: a disgusting website.

this is the sickest fuckin sight on the internet - idiots like you should be locked up - [name eaten by our letter form]

Scott: Like we've always said, "We're the best!" Now we have proof.

Josh: Obviously you haven't been around the Internet much.

A reader comments on our failures.

No letters? What gives? - Mr I like to read the letters Man

Josh: Hmm? The latest edition is right there on the main page, as well as on the letters page. In fact, not counting our winter hiatus, the last time we missed a letters update was back in the first week of December. Unless that's what you're talking about, in which case I apologize.

YOU COULD BE OUR NEXT PRESIDENT!

I THINK HE'S COMPLITLY RIGHT I MEAN LOOK AT ALL AROUND US,LOOK THE ISUNAME THE TERRI SCHIVO LOOK THE POLITIC THATS MISSING EVERY THING ADDS UP TOO.NO MATTER HOW LONG SCIENTIST TRIED TO FIGURE OUT WERE WE CAME FROM IT ALL ADDS UP TO ONE PERSON. - SARAH OLIVAS

Josh: EXACTLY!

Congratulations, dumbass!

I would like to know where people get the idea from to turn their caps lock key on when they type. That, and where they get the idea that the things they are saying are even remotely coherent, but I figure we can start with the small problems first.