Letters From The Readers

Plenty of sweet letters this week means our thousands of shareholders and constituents are happy for at least seven more days. And in the end, that's all that matters.

Original Doritos live on!

To revive the debate over "Original Doritos", I live in Washington (the state), and we have always had Original Doritos in the yellow bag here. As a lifelong lover of Nacho Cheese Doritos, though, I must say that I absolutely HATE the supposed "Now Better Tasting" Nacho Cheese Doritos that were introduced in the last couple months. What the hell are these idiots at Frito Lay thinking? Anyway, I don't know myself what flavor the original original doritos were, but I know that original doritos do in fact exist in this part of the world. - Cory

Josh: WOW! This is the breakthrough that we've always waited for -- proof (well, anecdotal evidence at least) of the existence of Original Doritos. Thanks for writing in, Cory, but would you mind telling us what they taste like?

Nude pics.

I'm so glad to see the EV! I've started school recently and haven't had time to check you all out. Though I must say, I deeply depressed at the amount of letters that you've recived. It breaks my heart in two. Maybe the EV staff should supply shitty nude pics or prizes that only a moron would love, I'm sure that that will work. Until next time, suckas! - Sofia

Josh: Glad to hear from you, Sofia! And actually, I've long wanted to do a nude pic section, but my mother would probably come to my house and yell at me.

Wondering.

Regarding the (only moderately amusing) article "Equal Rights For Nazis"...
Someone I know (OK, who I am related to) thinks that story was true. I say it is SATIRE. Please settle this debate. - Taylor

Josh: You're both right -- Nazis don't really exist, but they do want equal rights.

This is the worst name-calling yet.

i think ur a total nob and if i new were u lin#ved i would fuckin cut ur nob of cos ur one big cunt an d real goths dont treat people like that ur the fake goth - the real one

Josh: All right, that tears it. You can call Goth Gary a fake. You can make use of the pound sign in the middle of a word. But don't you dare start calling people nobs.

Lessons about goths.

lmao hahahhahahhahhahahhha wanna be goths are funny dude.. i almost feel sorry for them becouse they try to make themselves gothic and are clueless, you can't become goth you just are goth..... - eva parker

Josh: No actually, I think they offer some classes down at the Y for it. So I guess it is you who is clueless! Hahahah, lmao dude.

JESUS LORD.

I have read the comment about a certain movie [Just say it, for Christ's sake -- Harry Potter And The Prisoner of Azkaban - Ed.] ,and find it very disturbing that a person who claims to be a christian (aka.child of GOD.)to speak in this manner befiting a person of the world.I want to appologise to any of the readers,that have read a comment from a person called christian mother.For we are not here to judge but to be a wittness of the love and grace of JESUS CHRIST the saviour.thank you for your patience in reading this comment.GOD BLESS YOU ALL. - INTERCESSOR

Josh: If you're trying to defend Harry Satan here, I can only tell you one thing:

Some love!

Thanks EV!

It takes a really special kind of EV Special (The Karl Katastrophe) to make me think. For example: Hey, haven't the Republicans noticed that Karl Rove's face is more than a little fat...What the hell has *he* been eating? Can we get someone to investigate that?

Really, though, all I wanted to say was keep up the amazing work!

And, oh, by the way, happy (slightly belated) Bastille Day! Vive la France! - Nobody in Particular

Josh: Wow, love and holiday wishes both! This calls for:

Congratulations, dude!

And I agree, we really need a multimillion dollar investigation into what Karl Rove has been eating, or currently has stored in his cheeks. I bet it's souls.

And more!

Kisses. - Silly

Josh: Reciprocated kisses leading to sexual actions.

Nice.

that guy was a fuckin dumbass. and a stupid bitch - dontworryaboutit

Josh: For real!

WHAT.

Corey, I just want to be your slave. Simple as that! I would kick the shit out of all these people who have derogetory things to say about you. If you want a slave even just to try me out for a little while e-mail me: [Uh...do you really want to do that? - Ed.] @hotmail.com

I live to serve you! - Dustin

Josh: I can only assume you mean Gary, since the only instance of "Corey" I'm aware of on this site is from our Corey Feldman article. Unless you did mean that. Either way it's damned creepy.

- July 17, 2005