Letters From The Readers

This week, learn an important lesson about letter-sending, find cures for depression, see us both loved and insulted, and other compelling things.

Turly, turly.

[RE: Probably "The Real Goth" - Ed.] Hey,I deeply injoyed what you have wrigten and i do agree with you but if you could would you answer this Q DO you turly follow what is in your very sola or do you live but nothing more but your own repation. - cryinginvain

Josh: Goth Gary says "Yes" in answer to your Q. Thanks for writing!

Hauntingly beautiful.

i think she is hot fat - fan

Josh: If that's what you're into, more power to you.

Hauntingly beautiful, part II.

fuck alan greenspan - randy

Josh: Can he still do that?

Becoming a Goth.

[RE: "The Real Goth" - Ed.] LOL

kill the Faths

yes we mean you!! HA HA I coaght your attention!

well anyway back to the piont- I am a person (who cant spell so SHUT IT) who is becoming a goth. My brother is a goth like 'Gary' although he is much friendlyer and hasnt that 'spooky past' I'd know im his sister!(my brother that is not gary)

I AM GOTHIC AND AM BEGGING MY JOURNEY INTO THE DARKENED DEPTHS OF, OF.... OF....???.... OF ...gothicness and the like!

most of the people above that Gary posted are trying to be like Msralyn Manson *tries so much not to say monroe*

I would be quicker at being a goth its just i need more money and time and well a map of my area and the shops of gothicness that look cool and also a gothic friend - I AM SO ALONE :'(

OH well i shall cope !

that was my running comment on "Gary's" work, goodbye

PS. You havent really had a spooky past have you, you would at least give us a clue to the terribleness that was your past !!
>:( GRRRRRRR! YOU LIE !!! GRR! - me

Josh: It sounds like you just need to spell a little bit better.

Swearing and shit.

Re:Anti-War Protesters looking Stupid
I revel in the realization that the left is just starting to figure out who is representing them today. The one proud FDR democrats are now lumped into the rest of the loonies that Howard Dean and George Soros have decided represents the American left, There used to be a place for Democrats who supported a strong military to defend our great nation, Hillary Clinton at a few select Iraq photo-ops does not a a strong leader make, Does any one remember Sen. Sam Nunn??
Healthy political discourse has always been the foundation of our two party system , however to see it degrade into the frenetic ramblings of Chuck Schumer or Ted Kennedy is truly sad, The arena of ideas has been replaced with demonizing and demogogery (Spelling??) of ridiculous porportions powered by a live for the moment news media that doesn't even care if its biased.
Oh well, The left so intent on Bush destruction it fails to notice or care he will never run again, Will they demonize Sen. McCain the way they do the president, it will be fun - A once proud Reagan Republican

Josh: I find your letter somewhat ironic considering how Ronald Reagan represented the Republican party.

GWD.

[RE: Who the hell knows. - Ed.] it was a bit cheesy it would have been gwd if it was funni cheesy but it was just cheesy - mez

Josh: If you multiply three by itself, you get nine.

NO NO NO.

[The following were sent to us over a 45 minute period, as six separate letters. - Ed.]

She screwed with my do, so I shot her......

Make that two double cheese burgers to go.

Wheeeeeewww!!! I wonder if anybody heard that one?

Hummmmm... The Presidential helicopter. It would be soooooo easy to squeeze is trigger.......

Hey you! Way in the back up there. Are from Florida?

Damn!, I wonder if that Cindy Sheehan saw me hiding behind Yasmin here? - A J Zuniga

Josh: What the hell is going on here?!

Haha, ugly people.

Gentlemen,

The racism, religious intolerance, political extremism, and general political incorrectness of this site offends me not only as a brilliant philanthropist, but also as a human being. The callousness of your remarks against rednecks, Muslims, Jews, Conservatives, Africans, Puerto Ricans, Freemasons, and ugly people deeply affects those of us who are, unfortunately, all of them.

I have been reading your stories for months, and finally my mixed blood has boiled past the point of tolerance. There are others like me--Ugly Peurto Rican Jew Muslim African Conservative Freemason rednecks--and one day you hippies will push us past our limits. Maybe there aren't so many of us as there are the five of you, but your offences compound our fury, and our fury compounds our seeming numbers.
Long live G.W. Bush.

PS: I would like to take this oppurtunity to publicly commend our great American government for its superb job on banning personal life and supporting modern imperialism.
Jeb Bush '08, baby! - Thom Wellton

Josh: At least we can agree on one thing: Jeb Bush should be around past 2008.

Airborne STDs.

Hey Josh *sigh* Do you know any kick ass cures for depression? I just found out I got air born herpes & there's a good chance I might have to deal with idiots on the bus tomorrow. Please help me with the AMAZING powers of the EV. Thank you so kindly - Sofia Kenyas sweetheart

Josh: Spread your airborne herpes to everyone on that bus. Problem solved!

- October 9, 2005