Few letters once again as I consider giving away part of my inheritance from the Human Foundation to anyone who writes. Send us your thoughts and I just might!

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Regarding "child_molester.htm", there are a few topics, including the sexual molestation of children, that don't lend themselves to satire. There are so many funnier possibilities (Harriet Miersand Scooter Libby, unemployed and begging for handouts, comes to mind), that to choose to go with something which just doesn't feel particularly amusing to anyone who has worked with molested children -- or is a parent who worries about his or her own kids-- seems like a poor choice.

Oh, well. You can't always get it right. Go eat some of your kid's chocolate (after checking it out first). - FCZ+

Josh: In fairness to us, we ran stories on Harriet prior to the molestation story, and we've indirectly addressed old Scoot in articles as well. And in fairness to us number two, your reasoning fails because you could apply it to practically any subject in the universe -- why write a story on President Bush when making fun of him isn't particularly amusing to people who like him? Why write a story on Hurricane Katrina when some people might feel sad? And so on. If everyone listened to anyone's assertion that x topic cannot be made light of, there would be little humor in the world.

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wow..i just read you "The Real Goth" and that was the most retarted thing ive ever read.(www.enduringvision.com/ archives/goth_gary1.html) you said dressing in all black makes you goth, but your not good at it(in reference to a picture) Really, you could wear all white and still be goth, you dont even know what the actual goth culture is all about. Oh no that girl has some color in her dress omg she is so not goth, lol you crack me up. You're just like the rest of them..fath's you call them.lol Go read a book on gothic culture you might learn something - Chris

Josh: How the hell did you get the URL for the article wrong? IT WAS RIGHT IN YOUR ADDRESS BAR.

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[RE: "Olson Twins Turn 18, Are Assaulted By 19 Million Perverts And Geeks Simultaneously" - Ed.] words cant discribe what happend in what i just read sick world we live in but with time there is healing i have seen some of your movies and shows from what i gather you seem like respectable people what people dont realize is actress and actors live normal lives like ther fans i feel bad for u read what happend to u i would be freacked out of my mind if that happend to me but dont let that get you down thinking your not worth being good actresses becouse you are i loved your movies that i watched! but live your lives for you do what you always dreamed of if its an actress so be it or you know what ever well its good to see your doing ok!
well im suprised i fit this many words in to a paregraph im not as much of a typer as i am talking on a phone or to a person. but i thought you could use some encuragment. - bryan hamilton

Josh: Bryan, Bryan. Think about the logistics, here. Think about 19 million people all simulatenously converging on the undoubtedly heavily-fortified private home of two of the biggest former child actresses in history. Does that really sound like something that could happen to you? What am I saying, of course it does.

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Um. Scott. You stole my fucking baby seals. (In your Harriet Miers/Alito story)

They're mine. *Arf arf. *flap. - Michael J Kaiser II

Josh: God damnit, I forgot to forward this letter to Scott to see if he had anything witty to say about it. Now I'm forced to approximate what he might have really said:

Scott: No, I didn't.

Josh: High-larious!

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Hey Guys
thank you SO much for the awesome comic relief. Glad to see I am not the only fucking crazy person around, you kids are great. (yes, unfortunatly, I am old enough to be yo momma) I will be passing this site on to my poor, doomed from the get go cos I am her mother, daughter....
Keep it up..... and the good work too ((HUGS)) - BongBitch aka Birdie

Josh: Even moms read the EV! Thanks Birdie!

- November 6, 2005

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