Woo! My repeated pathetic cries for attention seem to have worked for the moment, as our letter count this week is up to more reasonable levels. But are they coherent letters? Let's find out!

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I...think...I...hate the...EV now...but I...I don't...know why. Do you think I need...medication...for this? I, I think I'm...confused now. Mmmkay...bye... - Sofia

Josh: Don't worry, Sofia. This is a common reaction to our awesome video -- you feel so overwhelmed by its awesomeness that you mistake your resulting feelings of intense love and longing for hate. It can be cured by simply watching the video again, over and over.

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Josh, I encountered this article on MSN today. It's about how conservative Christians are angry at Bush for not including Christ in his Christmas cards, and how certain Christian groups boycott stores that don't mention the birth of Christ in their holiday ads. As I read it, I couldn't believe it was real. It reminded me of an article I would find on your site and I thought you would find it interesting. - Alyssa Starman

Josh: Alyssa, unfortunately the link you provided me didn't seem to work, but I thank you for the effort, as I love to read about the WAR ON CHRISTMAS. It is a subject that we're sure to cover in the near future.

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[RE: "Michael Moore Is A Fat Communist" - Ed.] I want you to realise something. You are going to HELL!!! God will not like anti-democratic reactionary's pissing him off. You should not label a respected author a commie just because he doesn't like Bush. If you had GOT off your fat ass and had actually READ one of Michael Moore books you might understand his argument. I love America and I don't want to see people like YOU, Bush or Hitler controlling it. Oh, by the way if your last name is Bush, then I am really REALLY sorry (sic). - Anon

Frank Patriot: No, my last name is Patriot.

Josh: Generally, if you write something yourself, you should not need to put (sic) in your sentence. I'm not sure you understand how that works.

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[RE: "Study: Private Smoking Could Harm Those Not Minding Their Business" - Ed.] Why should a smoker be held accountable for smoking on their own time? Long term health risks? Obesity is becoming one of the nations leading health risks. So, why should a smoker be singled out? Shouldn't an overweight person be held accountable for eating a Big Mac on their own time? - Dawn

Josh: Congratulations, Dawn! You restated the point of the article!

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that was fuckin stupid! I already fucked josh's mom u horny basterds!!!i have am 8 inch penis u bitches!!!!!!!!!!Fuck meeeeeee!!!!bah - horny joe gladle

Josh: Haha, oh horny joe. We sure will miss your horny antics when you one day die.

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awesomely delicious in a hilarious kind of homosexual way. - Everyone At Party Really Nice To Black Guy

Josh: I'm glad you liked it, and I'm...happy to hear that you are gay?

- December 11, 2005

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