Letters From The Readers

Many of these letters are very silly. If you don't want me to think that you're silly, too, you need to write a letter right now to prove me wrong! Just use the link at the bottom of the page. DO IT NOW.

How dare you corect us?!

The word is Mardi Gras, French for Fat Tuesday. So write 100 times, MARDI. - An old teacher

Josh: I can explain -- on my keyboard, the "D" and the "T" key are the same thing, so it's really just the luck of the draw that tedermines which one I ged.

Sigh.

What a stupid little boy. - Lex

Josh: Can't...muster...reply...to such...nonsense...

We relate the word of the Lord.

where is this written at?i dont understand this at all.where did god say this at? - rachel

Josh: Haha, I want this to be our new quote in our banner: "I don't understand this at all."

Warning: British things ahead.

(This is British society satire here...)

So, here I was again, sitting down at the dinner table chewing with my mouth closed as only a respectable well-mannered young person can - watching a couple of kids about 2 years older than me 'Happy slap' a woman off her bicycle on the news. And it occurred to me - why do these idiots use phones to record this? Surely you could get a digital video camera and record your friend endangering the life of fellow man without the grainy quality and skipping?
After all, you are not only attempting to kill a complete and random stranger for the purposes of entertaining the sick and twisted minds of you and your friends, but you're also breaking the law.
(I certainly hope you are anyway...)

Well, either way, my thought pattern is cut off as we skip to advertisements. Oh cr*p! Not again, I thought I'd get a chance to enjoy a week where there wasn't a 'Celebrity' reality programme. So, my brother's face lights up as he hears the various names of people no-one knew existed until just now.
Its around about... ... ... Now I decide to leave the room, the rest of my family already exclaiming over whoever's going to win the upcoming competition as if any of them knew Margaret Thatcher had a daughter. Wait a moment - did I catch that right? Margaret Thatcher's daughter is in a celebrity reality programme?
She's not a celebrity. She's a woman in a very ordinary job who happens to be the daughter of one of the worst *politicians* Britain has seen for quite a while.

Well, I've come to the conclusion that my life is going to be continuously frustrated by the onslaught of so-called 'Celebrity' class. Honestly, it feels like I'm living out one long series of 'I'm a teenager with the ability to think independently - surrounded by celebrities - Get me out of here!' - Thomas Lakey McStyles (It's really Lake-Styles)

Josh: Hmm. I...really don't know what to say. As a celebrity of the Internet, your story perplexes and confuses me.

A lost reader finds his/her way home.

Hi. I'll start this off by saying that I adore your site. You guys really have something great going. But for whatever reason, I haven't been here in a few months, or maybe even longer. Did you guys get rid of the "characters" section or am I just retarded and can't find it? If you did get rid of it, please tell me how I'm supposed to go on without Goth Gary's guidance? And if it's still there and I'm retarded, well, you can pretty much tell me anything and I suppose it wouldn't matter anyway. - LOL CONFUZED?!

Josh: I heartily apologize -- when we came back after the hiatus, I renamed the "Characters" section to "Editorials", so just click on that button to get to the old characters you know and love. I did this because damn it, just because they're a little over the top doesn't mean they're not real people, and it's quite rude to be calling them characters when what they write is fine editorial commentary.

I'm Rick...don't worry, I'm not going there.

[RE: "Rick "Super Freak" James Found Dead In "Disappointingly Normal" Circumstances" - Ed.] all those people trying to fill rick james's saying i thik they can all go to hell nobody i meam nobody can replace rick james nobdy ya i know that the way rick james died sucked but you dont have to go around saying that he let his fans down im a fan and he didnt let me down so what do you have to say about that!!! - kyle perron

Josh: RICK JAMES DIED?!

We'll end with a two-fer.

bullshit - [name eaten by our letter form]

stupid opinion! - nikki

Josh: If you want to know why I print letters like these...I do too.

- March 5, 2006