An unexpected hiatus leads many readers to suicide, but will it result in better letters from those left alive? Read on to find out! It's the blockbuster hit of the summer!

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Well it's been a while since I wrote in, but something I saw recently made it necessary to. Yes that's right, the Doritos debate again. I don't have anything on the history to add, but I did notice that they have changed the name of "Nacho Cheesier" to "Nacho Cheese." The only obvious conclusion is that they have finally caught on to our intense investigation and are changing the name in hopes that we will stop probing the past. Methinks there is some deep dark cover-up of some long forgotten secret regarding the Cheesier version of Nachos. I'm not going to say anything definitive because it's a little too soon, but I will say that it might have something to do with a Mooninite named Err. Just throwin that out there.

P.S. Quality writing as always, keep it up. If another hiatus comes about I may have to call in W. to write another letter of protest. - Clint

Josh: Clint, I'm always happy as hell to hear from you, but now I have to update the god damned Doritos thing. Also, I realize that you may now have to call in our President since we just recently had a hiatus, but in our defense it was in observance of the most holiest of all the holidays, JULY FOURTH.

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You are so right. - Samir

Josh: I always am, except when I'm wrong.

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I personaly think you both are full of bullshit, and that you botj should be placed in a mental institution for life. - michelle skelton

Josh: We already are. This webpage is published from the Happy Hills Institute For The Bullshit-Filled in lovely Akron, Ohio. Thanks for writing!

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the story you ran "http://www.enduringvision.com/archives/study_private.htm" according to the surgeon general... may be true!! omg... how did u do that! - Meep!

Josh: Wait, which part is the true one? The smoking?

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Original Doritos Saga:

Back in 1966, Doritos came out in (1) original corn flavor (delicious) and (2) original "taco" flavor (best corn chip made in the history of the planet!!).

Today, all of the so-called nacho cheese/ranch/bogus "taco"/salsa/etc. flavors are absolutely awful tasting and they all taste the same--too sugary, too much sour cream flavor, not enough "real spices", too many preservatives, too much nauseating cheese flavor in all products.

I have contacted Frito lay many times requesting a return to 1966 production quality-particularly with re-producing "original taco flavor" with just real, authentic taco spices as when they first came out in 1966.

They have not listened and will not listen until MANY people also complain and/or stop buying the awful tasting chips that they produce today. - sam

Josh: Wait, there were two original Dorito flavors?! I don't think we've heard this theory yet. Thanks, Sam. I will add it to the archive.

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To the Cut and Run Liberals at the Enduring Vision,
I am sensing a distinct left-leaning tone to this online news publication. I am tired of hearing all the bad things that Republicans are doing. They're the party of the people dammit. While liberals are out doing things like trying to stop American boys and girls from being killed in Iraq and getting rid of tax breaks for the rich, Republicans are out doing things we really care about: doing away with flag burning and gay marriage. Why don't y'all lose the zeros and get with the heros. Long live our perpetual state of fear! - American Heartland Reader

Josh: Hahah, I love the use of "cut and run". You get this:

Congratulations, dude!

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Jamaica decides not to give out condoms in prisons - hmm

Josh: That'll teach those homosexuals that they don't exist!

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[RE: Goth Gary - Ed.] U R a fuckin retard. U have no idea what goth truly is. UR a moron. Not once did U mention how bad UR past is, I know why. Cuz U got everything U wanted. U don't want people to know that your just a fucking poser. And your poem sux ass, no goth would write such crap as that. I declare myself a mix breed, goth, punk, ghetto, metal, JUGGALO. I have been down every road, lived through it all. I know what I like. Goth isn't something U wear U fuckin poser ass retard. Goth is a way of life. I would have to use your words here, YOU ARE THE BIGGEST "FATH" I HAVE EVER SEEN. Oh and no goth would ever say fath, lol. Your an idiot. Catch ya later poser bitch. - JuGGaLo TwITcH

Josh: Mix breed!!1 JUGGALO FO LIFE! This letter is amazing. Thank you, Mr. TwITcH.

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cool thinking - Ce

Josh: Thanks!

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wtf happened to the sunday update bi-atch? - acrossthepond

Josh: So sorry! To be honest, we weren't sure until like Monday morning if we were going to update over the holiday, and then I was like, "Wait, it's Monday morning. I guess not."

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Well first of all; nice study u've made,even if it has not come to the point. I do not even think its worth a whole scientific research for it. I think just by watching it you will understand the over acting. - Neil Mathew

Josh: Good thinking, Neil. You keep doing what you're doing, and one day, we'll catch up.

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I'm still laughing... this is good shit - Kat

Josh: Our shit is king! Thanks Kat.

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Dragnabbit. I'm now in my third year of college, and I'll tell ya, reading any day of the Enduring Vision is a helluva lot better than reading a 500 page book on Foreign Policy. Amen. - Su-su-sudio

Josh: I always thought we might be better than books on foreign policy, but now I'm sure of it. Thanks dude!

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I cannot believe you would take a hiatus during the holy-erest week in every religion, including whiteness! the 4th of july week is when we celebrate amurica's birthday, as well as texas and god. if you think it's about fireworks and burgers and hiatusses, you're sadly mistaken and need a boot in the ass. so youse had best return to updating this website, lest i call you unamurican! - fjiord dahj

Josh: But by not updating the site, we were in fierce observance of Amurica! I submit that it is you who is the un-Amurican one here!

- July 9, 2006

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