Will I ever publically flip out about answering Goth Gary letters, or just conceal my rage within myself until one day I destroy everyone close to me? Find out in this week's thrilling edition!

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Um, at the risk of becoming one of the idiots who thinks all this stuff is real... that picture of the baby being thrown away looks more (how you say?) photo-ish than photoSHOP-ish; I am scared - acrossthepond

Josh: Anna tells me that that is actually a real picture, and it inspired her to write the story. You don't even live here and you're scared!

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I know you would like to never print one again, but... I see a whole line of clothing, makeup, maybe even a Supercuts type chain store for your loyal Goth following... You need to get your lawyer to start the process immediately! Call Mr. Blackwell! Call the Times! - Pete

Josh: If I could somehow parlay the general populace's sick, inappropriate interest in Goth Gary into a money-making endeavor, I'd gladly answer 700 more letters about him. Sadly, I'm beginning to think I really will have to answer 700 more letters about him, only without any money.

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Your web site is fantastic- we think a lot alike...I too have often thought about throwing in towel- once I am safely in Canada..

Anyway- I am still here in southern California waiting for the pending raise in gas prices- just minutes after the up and coming elections. are over- lets hope the low gas prices are the only thing "they are up to."

So- simply put- I just wanted to wish you peace, happiness and ask you to please keep writing or typing out your thoughts- which are wonderful...

cheers, - nic

Josh: Thank you kindly, nic! These days, it's letters like yours that keep us typing, and forever driving towards our dreams of the Canadian government nominating us as official citizens and ambassadors.

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I would like to say that I have liked this website for a while now, but I only loved it after I found my yahoo movie review of Lady in The Water posted under the Letters section. (August 13, 2006). Although I admit my review was flagrantly one-sided, explicit, and pretty much stupid, you have to give me credit for being more grammatically and syntactically intact than the bulk of your "contributors." My ignorance pales in comparison to those dudes who ragged on Brokeback Mountain and "Homowood."

All in all, though, I'm pretty happy that I made it onto your site. - Levi Busch

Josh: Actually, Levi, we only featured your review in this section because you (or someone) wrote it in to us -- if I had wanted to make fun of it, I'd have put it in the Yahoo section. So cheer up, and be comforted by the knowledge that yes, you are better than people who are afraid of Hollyweird and its strange-yet-inviting homosexual agenda.

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im a gamer and see many faths as u call them i have never seen a real goth and i doubt that i ever will bcause to me there r no real teenage goth because no teenage had that mch bad in his/her life and if he/she as then it shows the wyk minds of us teen if had a bad day so wat dont start wering black clothing and mom make up just move on - ironmonky

Josh: I'm imagining you using that opening in other conversations in your life. "Well, as a gamer, I feel that I'm best qualified for this college because..."

- October 22, 2006

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