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My Love For You Can Only Be Expressed Mathematically
                                     by Kenton DeAngeli

the slope of my slanted love for you
is more than can be derived:

continuous at all points on the closed interval between the function
f(x)=(sinxcosx)/lnx^2

and the soft rays of the moonlight on your pale skin.
take the integral off slowly,
and allow the squared centimeters to fall to the floor.

if a train leaves from boston at 4:17 traveling at a constant velocity of 45 miles per hour, and another leaves from cleveland whose movement can be described by the vector 97i+0j,

who cares?

with you beside

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