Josh's Spam Of The Week

Despite my best efforts to keep my Inbox clean, annoying spam mail always seems to find its way through. For quite some time, I dilligently deleted these, having no use for them. Lately, though, it seems as though the spam is gaining more and more comedic value as mailers are forced to place more and more utterly random information in the mails to get them through email filters. I thought you might enjoy these, and so every week, I'll bring you some of the best selections. These are 100% real, and have not been edited at all by me. Enjoy!

This Week's Spam: Share the brain!

From: dacruz pauline
Date: Tuesday, January 13, 2004 12:00 AM
To: solees10@hotmail.com
Subject: FWD:

the model are skinny I love you from the bottom of my damp graph
Patch up all your debt forever
Check out our site right way
What if Slim saw a clean man that was poking a foot? the yellow bone hates the loser
in front of the sickening father lies a spicy dictionary toe plus bunny equals bell
Become debt free right away
Friends don't let friends go sucking the trashcan
Shave the brain! the organ doesn't enjoy scratching the rancid toothpick
Where are the smart dollar? outside of the nosehair?

Josh: I think we can all relate to the message in this spam. Where are the smart dollar, indeed?

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