Despite my best efforts to keep my Inbox clean, annoying spam mail always seems to find its way through. For quite some time, I dilligently deleted these, having no use for them. Lately, though, it seems as though the spam is gaining more and more comedic value as mailers are forced to place more and more utterly random information in the mails to get them through email filters. I thought you might enjoy these, and so every week, I'll bring you some of the best selections. These are 100% real, and have not been edited at all by me. Enjoy!

This Week's Spam: Sometimes about pocket procrastinates

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Date: Sunday, March 21, 2004 12:07 AM
To: (email address hidden by editor for privacy)
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Josh: I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that anyone who hands over their financial information over to a company that spammed their email, even assuming that the random part of this message wasn't included, is most likely a moron. Thanks to the Reverend Smith for the spam!

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