Despite my best efforts to keep my Inbox clean, annoying spam mail always seems to find its way through. For quite some time, I dilligently deleted these, having no use for them. Lately, though, it seems as though the spam is gaining more and more comedic value as mailers are forced to place more and more utterly random information in the mails to get them through email filters. I thought you might enjoy these, and so every week, I'll bring you some of the best selections. These are 100% real, and have not been edited at all by me. Enjoy!

This Week's Spam: Getting Loney?

From: Datetonightfddvuv@oupyiptmfya.lookingforthehotestone.com
Date: Thursday, April 08, 2004 1:30 AM
To: simer99@hotmail.com
Subject: Singles Dating Program

Message : eacpqqjmg

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if you think you like the way your life is, never wanna date, and want to be omited from offers

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Message : eacpqqjmg

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Josh: I'm not very "Loney", so I don't need a singles-dating program, but the last part of this spam really spoke to me in a profound way; "It's all too bulky to stop" is obviously a commentary on the Iraq situation spinning out of control, and maybe even the current geopolitical situation as a whole. These guys are getting smarter!

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