Despite my best efforts to keep my Inbox clean, annoying spam mail always seems to find its way through. For quite some time, I dilligently deleted these, having no use for them. Lately, though, it seems as though the spam is gaining more and more comedic value as mailers are forced to place more and more utterly random information in the mails to get them through email filters. I thought you might enjoy these, and so every week, I'll bring you some of the best selections. These are 100% real, and have not been edited at all by me. Enjoy!

This Week's Spam: Legally CANCEL your CREDIT CARD DEBT

From: Chris
Date: Tuesday, June 08, 2004 9:27 PM
To: jconform00@hotmail.com
Subject: LEGALLY CANCEL your CREDIT CARD DEBT

Why consolidate your debt, when you can ELIMINATE it?

Legally and Ethically walk away from your credit card and other unsecured debt!

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-WITHOUT ever making another payment
-WITHOUT it affecting your credit
-And WITHOUT Confrontation

Click here to learn more:

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This is NOT:
-Bankruptcy
-Consolidation
-Or refinancing of any kind

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Josh: So what this spam is advertising, in effect, is a website that will somehow get rid of your credit card bills without you having to pay anybody anything, and without your credit rating dropping. Anyone believing this offer should have their genitalia removed so that they may no longer have any chance of breeding.

A less obvious but still suspcious feature: each HTML link is different, despite supposedly linking to the same place. Hmm.

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