Despite my best efforts to keep my Inbox clean, annoying spam mail always seems to find its way through. For quite some time, I dilligently deleted these, having no use for them. Lately, though, it seems as though the spam is gaining more and more comedic value as mailers are forced to place more and more utterly random information in the mails to get them through email filters. I thought you might enjoy these, and so every week, I'll bring you some of the best selections. These are 100% real, and have not been edited at all by me. Enjoy!

This Week's Spam: I'm evil

From: King Stud
Date: Sunday, April 18, 2004 2:05 PM
To: try2findme2@yahoo.com
Subject: MEN: Make her beg for it

[In the original spam, there were two images here that failed to load, instead appearing as two red x's. - Editor]

I'm cold, you said, staring at the continuation we had to feel through yesterday. What is the answer? I'd thought it was sad to hate the forest the way she'd done. Don't do that, the cat pointed out.

I didn't have to say: can we change the meeting from 6 to 11? My kids have a music recital and I dont want to miss it for the world. There's something I should tell you. Hi, I said to all the animals. Can you tell me the answer? she asked.

What is the answer? What are we going to do tonight? I asked. (Things were looking worse.) It was time...

I'm evil. Hi, I said to all the animals. That could well be the answer. Thick walls are important. And someone was waiting for me, just around the corner.
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Josh: This is a pretty normal "post-modern story" spam, but some of the random sentences formed are interesting. I read with great interest as the cat pointed out not to do that, the narrator asked for the answer and greeted the animals, and finally announced that he is evil. I'm an English major, and even I will admit that this story is much better than old, outdated writers such as Hemmingway and Fitzgerald.

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