Despite my best efforts to keep my Inbox clean, annoying spam mail always seems to find its way through. For quite some time, I dilligently deleted these, having no use for them. Lately, though, it seems as though the spam is gaining more and more comedic value as mailers are forced to place more and more utterly random information in the mails to get them through email filters. I thought you might enjoy these, and so every week, I'll bring you some of the best selections. These are 100% real, and have not been edited at all by me. Enjoy!

This Week's Spam: Are you sane or not sane?

From: "secratery drippings"
Date: Thursday, September 16, 2004, 3:10 PM
To: >name withheld<@yahoo.com
Subject: dpentrat blasts!!!

I found this and the cuuume is drpping out of the hooles like there's no tomorrow. Its creamy and dripping out of their holles. Its very easy, we prepare these gals, then pump up their hloes with our juices and then film it dripping out. Whats better? Are you sane or not sane? Find out in this little quiz
of drpping hooles with craem

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Josh: Am I sane or not sane? Apparently I can get the answer to that question through some sort of "drpping hooles" quiz, but I'm assuming the sender of this email is placing the responsibility of actually finding the quiz in question on me, since there are no links in the message.

Thanks to the Rev. S. for this week's spam, and be sure to send me your own funny examples if you've got them!

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