Despite my best efforts to keep my Inbox clean, annoying spam mail always seems to find its way through. For quite some time, I dilligently deleted these, having no use for them. Lately, though, it seems as though the spam is gaining more and more comedic value as mailers are forced to place more and more utterly random information in the mails to get them through email filters. I thought you might enjoy these, and so every week, I'll bring you some of the best selections. These are 100% real, and have not been edited at all by me. Enjoy!

This Week's Spam: the Best 0nlinePhàrmacy

From: The Best Phàrmacy 
Date: Sunday, September 19, 2004 12:36 PM
To: ctxfuijq@jcdrjwky.nth.com
Subject: (none)

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Josh: For those of you seeking cheap medicine, I beg you: there are better, more reliable ways to get it than an 0nline Phàrmacy. Yes, I know it's named "The Best", but trust me: you don't want this stuff. I think I'd sooner cure my headache by knocking myself unconscious through chloroform than get "@$p1r1n" from these guys.

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