Despite my best efforts to keep my Inbox clean, annoying spam mail always seems to find its way through. For quite some time, I dilligently deleted these, having no use for them. Lately, though, it seems as though the spam is gaining more and more comedic value as mailers are forced to place more and more utterly random information in the mails to get them through email filters. I thought you might enjoy these, and so every week, I'll bring you some of the best selections. These are 100% real, and have not been edited at all by me. Enjoy!

This Week's Spam: INDICATING YOUR BANK NAME AND BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER

From: kofimensah2003@tiscali.co.uk
Date: Monday, December 15, 2003 1:35 PM
To: kofimensah2003@tiscali.co.uk
Subject: REPLY VERY URGENT

PFROM THE DESK OF KOFI MENSAH BILL AND EXCHANGE MANEGER(A.D.B)
AFRICA DEVELOPMENT BANK ACCRA GHANA BRANCH AFRICA.
EMAIL,kofimensah2003@tiscali.co.uk SUBJECT,REPLY VERY URGENT
DEAR FRIEND. GOODDAY PLEASE I AM SOLICITATING YOUR KIND ASSISTANCE REGARD TO AN URGENT BUSINESS AT MY OFFICE
(A.D.B)AFRICA DEVELOPMENT BANK ACCRA GHANA BRANCH AFRICA.I AM THE BILL AND EXCHANGE MANEGER.I HUMBLY WISH TO STAT AS FOLLOWS HOPING THAT YOU WOULD ACCORD THIS DESIRED ATTENTION.

FRIEND THERE IS AN ACCOUNT SUPERVISED BY ME AND I DISCOURVERED AN APPARENTLY ABANDONED ACCOUNT NUMBER 800241002570 BELONG TO (AMED ALEN)$7.5MILLION DOLLARS.THE MONEY TO A BROTHER FROM YOU YOUR NATIONAL AN EXPATRIATE BUSINESSMAN AND FORMAL CLIENT OF THE BANK (A.D.B)WHOM DIED IN AN ALASKA AIRLINES FLIGHT THAT WAS CARRING 88 PERSENGERS WHEN IT CRASHED INTO A SEA OF LOS ANGELES CALIFONIA ON JANUARY 31 2000 WITH KNOW SURVIVORS
ON THE INCIDENT MAY HIS SOUL REST IN PERFECT PEACE. SINCE WE RECIEVED NOTICE OF HIS DEATH WE HAVE BEEN EXPECTING HIS NEXT OF
KIN TO COME FORWORD AND CLAIM HIS FUNDS. HONESTLY TILL NOW ALL EFFORT TO CONTACT HIS FAMILY/RELATIVE HAVED FAILED.WE CAN NOT RELEASE THE FUND UNLESS SOMEBODY LIKE YOU APPLIES FOR THEM AS NEXT OF KIN/BENEFICIARY TO (AMED ALEM)ACCORDING TO OUR BANKING
GUIDELINES POLICIES THERE IS A STIPULATION THAT IF APPARENTLY
ABANDONED MONEY REMAINS UNCLAIMED AFTER FIVE YEARS THE MONEY WILL BE AUTHOMATICALLY BE TRANSFERED INTO GOVERNMENT TREASARY AS UNCLAIMED FUNDS.

IN VIEW OF THIS I WANT TO FORWORD YOU FOR THE CLAIM OF THIS FUND AS THE NEXT OF KIN.SINCE HE IS YOUR BROTHER FROM YOUR NATIONAL SO THAT WE CAN CLAIM THIS FUND.AT THE END OF THIS BUSINESS YOU SHALL BE REWORDED WITH 40%OF THE TOTAL FUND 10%FOR EXPENCES 50%FOR US BUT PLEASE THIS BUSINESS MUST BE TOP SECREET IN ODER TO PRETECT MY WORK. FINALLY TO ENABLE THE TRANSFER OF THIS FUND TO YOU.YOU WOULD NEED TO APPLY OFFICIALLY TO THE BANK AS NEXT OF KIN .INDICATING YOUR YOUR BANK NAME AND BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER WERE YOU WOULD WANT THE FUND TO BE TRANSFERED ALONG WITH YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER FOR EASIER AND EFFECTIVE COMMINICATIONS.DO NOT ENTERTAIN ANY FEAR AT ALL REQUIRED DOCUMENTATION WILL BE ARRENGE HERE TO EFFECT THE
TRANSFER.REMEMBER I AM INSIDE TO GUIDE ALL PEPPERWORK AND ALLWAYS CONTACT ME THROUGH THIS MY PRIVATE EMAIL. MY REGARDS TO YOUR FAMILIES. KOFI MENSAH,

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