Despite my best efforts to keep my Inbox clean, annoying spam mail always seems to find its way through. For quite some time, I dilligently deleted these, having no use for them. Lately, though, it seems as though the spam is gaining more and more comedic value as mailers are forced to place more and more utterly random information in the mails to get them through email filters. I thought you might enjoy these, and so every week, I'll bring you some of the best selections. These are 100% real, and have not been edited at all by me. Enjoy!

This Week's Spam: Where was the minty vibrator?

From: quattrocchi goldfeld
Date: Thursday, January 08, 2004 1:43 AM
To: ulrike_mau@hotmail.com
Subject: Hey

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**Note: I had a hard time believing this one was real, as it was so unbelievably ridiculous and hilarious. But after a bit of checking around, I can confirm to the best of my knowledge that yes, this is real, actual spam. Good times.

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