Yahoo User Movie Reviews

One of my fondest memories from high school is reading Yahoo User Movie Reviews during computer class, while our teacher attempted to explain to us how to save a Word document. I know they don't sound like anything particularly funny, but trust me: you can never underestimate the grammatical blunders, nonsensical insults, and even racial slurs that the general public will spout off to anyone who might be listening.

This Week's Movie: The Incredibles

Un-biased review
by aub408, Nov 5, 2004
4 of 33 people found this review helpful

The movie sucks. It was down right nigg3ry. I hated every part of it. I'm going to go kill myself. :(

Josh: A racial slur in our very first example? You bet! Also notice how four people apparently found this review helpful.

Worst/Best movie ever
by bigdearborn, Nov 5, 2004
3 of 14 people found this review helpful

Everything was oscar-worthy except for the story and overall. i like all the visuals and acting but i have to say overall it was truly awful !!!!!!!!!!

Josh: You know, if everything is Oscar-worthy except for "overall", you might want to reconsider your use of the word "everything".

Incredibly gay (like Ben)
by ben_retard, Nov 5, 2004
2 of 13 people found this review helpful

This is such a homo sexual film and i can't believe any twat would pay money to see this gob*****.The main character is a fat retard and his has ***** stretching power and puts her shopping up there if i see this film again and like it i will personally bum ben hard conclusion complete pile of dogs bollocks

Josh: I am utterly mystified as to what could possibly be behind those asterisks, and the first half of the second sentence is one of the most incoherent pieces of English I have ever read in my life.

Why are there no reviews out yet
by hanswennerstrom, Nov 5, 2004
2 of 10 people found this review helpful

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Josh: ...

D's point of view
by jacksondevaughn, Nov 5, 2004

The movie is a great family movie,me and my girl would love to get on dvd.We want to have kids,and the Incredibles give us a good reason to. If we had powers like that,I would be super dad.me and my girl wanted to have this movie for our own.Enough about me,The Incredibles acted there scene out great,I like the little fast one because he's funny.

Josh: That's right: The Incredibles will give you a reason to have kids! And if you buy the DVD, you can think of what powers you might have!

THIS MOVIE IS THE BEST
by travman919, Nov 5, 2004

I HAVE NEVER SEEN IT BUT ITS THE BEST SO A+ TO THEM ALL. AND NOW IM MAKEING MY REVIEW LONGER BECUASE IT ASKED OF A LONGER REVIEW.

Josh: "I HAVE NEVER SEEN A PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE BUT GEORGE W. BUSH IS THE BEST SO MY VOTE IS TO HIM."

the incredibles review
by jamaicanma, Nov 6, 2004
1 of 2 people found this review helpful

i havent seen the movie yet, but, from its previews and othres talking bout it it seems like its a repeat of the disny channel movie, Up, Up, and Away. im going to see it thouhg and write back and re-grade it

Josh: I think this person is right on the money: Pixar, out of ideas at last, has resorted to stealing ideas from Disney Channel movies for their films. The fact that he/she managed to pick this up without actually seeing the movie just proves how obvious it is. Shame on you, Pixar.

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