Yahoo User Movie Reviews

One of my fondest memories from high school is reading Yahoo User Movie Reviews during computer class, while our teacher attempted to explain to us how to save a Word document. I know they don't sound like anything particularly funny, but trust me: you can never underestimate the grammatical blunders, nonsensical insults, and even racial slurs that the general public will spout off to anyone who might be listening.

This Week's Movie: Hitch

These angry reviews really are funny
by Xenos69247 (movies profile) Feb 11, 2005
5 of 8 people found this review helpful

I haven't seen the movie yet but some of these bad reviews sound really angry. The reviewer must have some serious insecurities or just jealous of Will or someone to write a review like that.

Josh: Or they thought the movie sucked. Then again, that probably stems from some deep-seated Will Smith hatred of some sort.

THE CRITICS WRONG AS USUAL
by lamoviebuff (movies profile) Feb 11, 2005
2 of 2 people found this review helpful

I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO SEE THE CRITITS WRITE OR EVEN ATTEMPT TO WRITE A MOVIE.
THIS WAS ENTERTAINING , FUN , LITE , AND VERY ENJOYABLE.
ALL OF THE ACTORS WERE DELIGHTFUL...GO FOR AN EVENING OUT !!!!

Josh: Well, Roger Ebert wrote "Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls", and that was...ah...hmm.

Chick flick for the guys
by glenmora98 (movies profile) Feb 12, 2005

Guys, this is a chick flick that you will actually enjoy. Please, whatever you do don't go see Sideways. After seeing the reviews, it makes me wonder what these so called "expert critics" are smoking.

Josh: So you're...you're recommending "Hitch" over "Sideways". Excuse me while my brain melts.

NONE
by num01_spades (movies profile) Feb 13, 2005

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Josh: Yes, but what about the physiological ramifications of your theory?

EMOTIONALLY FUNNY
by dreamerjf2003 (movies profile) Feb 13, 2005

I FOUND THIS MOVIE TO BE ALMOST A FACTIONAL PART OF THE LIFE WE TRULY LIVE. WHEN HITCH IS ASK WHAT DID HE DO, HE RESPONDED TO ELECTRA, NOTHING.
ALBERT WAS JUST BEING ALBERT. IF WE COULD LEARN TO BE JUST WHO WE ARE , SOONER OR LATER WE FIND THE PERSON THAT EXCEPTS US, FOR WHO WE REALLY ARE, AND LIFE IS SO MUCH EASIER, FOR WE DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND. I RATED THIS MOVIE 100+.

Josh: Don't worry, dreamer. I'm sure one day, you'll find someone who will accept you for what you are: A ROBOT.

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat
by greekrocker@sbcglobal.net (movies profile) Feb 13, 2005
1 of 1 people found this review helpful

this was a great movie and very funny it also shows it doesn't matter wat u look on the out side peole still will think u r atractive take hitch 4 example when he had food alergies and had to get medication sara still loved him

Josh: This is true, Tony, and explains why there are just as many dateless ugly mutants as there are dateless beautiful models.

Best movie I've seen in years.
by thebullmastiff (movies profile) Feb 13, 2005

This is one of the best if not best movies I've seen in many, many years.

Don't believe the critics, look at the movie receipts for this weekend trust the people who spent money on it.

Josh: If there's one thing I've learned over the years, it's this: when people like something, it's probably awesome.

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