Yahoo User Movie Reviews

One of my fondest memories from high school is reading Yahoo User Movie Reviews during computer class, while our teacher attempted to explain to us how to save a Word document. I know they don't sound like anything particularly funny, but trust me: you can never underestimate the grammatical blunders, nonsensical insults, and even racial slurs that the general public will spout off to anyone who might be listening.

This Week's Movie: Constantine

Very good
by physiclas87 (movies profile) Feb 18, 2005
1 of 2 people found this review helpful

Extremely better than the critics are saying about it. Screw Roger Ebert and his horrible reviews. Who listens to that quack anyways?

Roger Ebert: Well...this one guy, Jim, he...oh, who am I kidding, nobody! Nobody listens to me! *uncontrollable sobbing*

Stop Reading
by marshalpaul (movies profile) Feb 18, 2005
1 of 1 people found this review helpful

compare the super powers from the Matrix to this film, like the toys, like the plot, like the whole id of the movie, makes me think demons can actually be walking the earth, sometime we have live outside the box sometimes, I was getting tired of the Matrix this is alot better, when you see people doing bad things think to youself they must be weak and a demon had possessed them, so becareful if u know what Cush-Ma means

Michael Jackson's demon: Oh poopy, I've been discovered! Away!

Michael Jackson: Zounds! That foul Daemon has possessed me for nigh twenty years now, and has turned my skin a foul, ghastly white! What? ... I did what?

Go see it
by hotrodjerrod (movies profile) Feb 19, 2005
2 of 3 people found this review helpful

Forget the critics, when they rated this movie, they had their panties twisted.

Roger Ebert: *looks down* Well I'll be damned.

Why you must see Constatine
by nadeemyazd (movies profile) (Feb 19, 2005)

#1) It is a cool bad ass movie. #2) If you don't, your GAY.

Elton John: OH SHIT I SAW IT!!

constantine
by colin_ackles (movies profile) Feb 19, 2005

This movie was very good and I recommend you go and see it.black people are gay
black people are gay
black people are gay

Gay black person: Now, wait just a minute! I...hmm. Well I'll be damned.

My Feeling About the Picture
by babydenim82 (movies profile) Feb 19, 2005

I saw the preview to Constantine.

I am not able to say exactly what it is all about but just to say that it look very confusing. Just that the story line to me brings a sense of falseless, and not in the manner of hitting reality.

Marshalpaul: That's not true, demons are all around us and you should be careful! Cush-Ma!

Use your brains
by Gun_Hill (movies profile) Feb 18, 2005
2 of 4 people found this review helpful

If you think that a lot of there people here really did see the movie "think again" The man " the movie companys" use people to flood these sites with good ads to boost tickets sales. So you think that a 9am that everyone saw it at late night release or got the tape from a friend or other reason. so don,t look for the best revire or the most useful one ....and don't go for the one that say A's all the way ****.us your brain

Josh: Don't believe this guy, he was hired by the producers of "Son of the Mask"!

Email This Story | Comment On This | Back To Archives