Yahoo User Movie Reviews

One of my fondest memories from high school is reading Yahoo User Movie Reviews during computer class, while our teacher attempted to explain to us how to save a Word document. I know they don't sound like anything particularly funny, but trust me: you can never underestimate the grammatical blunders, nonsensical insults, and even racial slurs that the general public will spout off to anyone who might be listening.

This Week's Movie: Cursed

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by linea_0109 (movies profile) Feb 26, 2005

I liked this moving, but i also like horror. I would love to see more horror movies in the future.

Hollywood: It sounds crazy, but...all right, we're going to try it! We're going to make more horror movies!

duhhhh
by farleyiligan (movies profile) Feb 25, 2005
4 of 11 people found this review helpful

you can really tell the age of those who write reviews...those who put high grades are those teens while those with bad ratings really sucked at rating this movie...I'm 18 and i had a lot of fun watching this movie

Mr. Nonsense: This review is marvelous! Marvelously silly!

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by keanika031083 (movies profile) Feb 25, 2005
1 of 3 people found this review helpful

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Yahoo Movies: Sorry, we shouldn't have forced you to review it.

WORST MOVIE SINCE THE VILLAGE
by mnmcandiesgirl (movies profile) Feb 25, 2005

THIAS MOVIE IS GAYER THAN 2 GUYS HAVING AZZ SEX....IT WAS REALLY CORNY I RECOMMEND YOU NOT WASTE UR MONEY.....YOUR BETTER OFF PAYING $8.00 TO WATCH PAINT DRY....

Gay man: Wow, that sounds like it'd be right up my alley! I'm here all week, folks, try the fish.

4 person review! YAY!
by i_am_blonde37 (movies profile) Feb 25, 2005

THIS REVIEW IS WRITTEN BY 4 PEOPLE... BE WARNED

This movie was okay, the plot was probably good in the beginning, but the special effect were pretty bad, don't waste your money!!!

This movie sucked BIG BIG BALLS. So disappointing .There graphics sucked ass and the movie was so cheap. It was a waste of money. 25 bucks to be exact. Those BITCHES.

Josh: You can definitely tell that the power of one, two, or even three human brains would be insufficient to create this review.

Weird
by kristiwiik (movies profile) Feb 26, 2005

I saw this movie and i thought to my self who made this thing up. Well I sure didn't like it that much. I mean u would really think the maker of the movie could put a lil' more into it or have more of a scare factor. I also think it should be banned from all movies ,it is very fruity.

Hollywood: He's right, and from this moment forward, Cursed will be banned from all movies. It's just too fruity.

ahhhh
by golds2b2 (movies profile) Feb 25, 2005

i dont like scary movies we need more comedies not scary movies come on now people it only invokes violence

Josh: I guess that explains the spike in violent behavior that occurs every time a scary movie is released.

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