Yahoo User Movie Reviews

One of my fondest memories from high school is reading Yahoo User Movie Reviews during computer class, while our teacher attempted to explain to us how to save a Word document. I know they don't sound like anything particularly funny, but trust me: you can never underestimate the grammatical blunders, nonsensical insults, and even racial slurs that the general public will spout off to anyone who might be listening.

This Week's Movie: Robots

IM GONNA KILL U TONITE!!!!
by mirandapross (movies profile) Mar 12, 2005
4 of 11 people found this review helpful

I hated this fim sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much. Everyone in this film will die tonite!!!! I'm gonna kill any1 who goes and sees this movie.
IM GONNA KILL U IM GONNA KILL U IM GONNA KILL U IM GONNA KILL U IM GONNA KILL U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Josh: The best part of this review is that there are four people who apparently found it helpful. I suspect they are people who already saw the movie, and appreciate the heads-up that somebody is going to try and kill them tonight.

The elderlys
by hedin@sbcglobal.net (movies profile) Mar 12, 2005
1 of 1 people found this review helpful

This movie was the best elderly movie i hav ever seen i loved it!!!Its and elderly movie!!I love it it is awesome i love it!!!

Elderly man: I've been waiting and waiting for Hollywood to make a movie that caters to my interests, and I'm glad to see they've finally done that with Robots. I know all you young whippersnappers might not think computer-animated robots are "cool" or "hip", but trust me -- us old folks think they're the tops!

Man it was great
by softballcenter1 (movies profile) Mar 12, 2005
1 of 1 people found this review helpful

We seen this movie last nite and I had to go to the hospital to get stiches in my side!!!!!

Robots legal team: Oh shit.

*~RObOtS~*
by minigoddess_sakura5887 (movies profile) Mar 12, 2005
2 of 2 people found this review helpful

This movie was really funny, although some of the jokes go over the little kids' heads. And for the people on Yahoo movie review giving this an "F" saying its immature, then I tihnk they need to get more mature because this movie was ment for family entertainment (mostly kids), not 40year old guys who live with their parents, ect.

40 year-old man who lives with his parents: Will nobody make a movie for me and my fellow 40 year-old brethren? Plus, my parents live with me, okay? JESUS MOM LAY OFF ME WHILE I TYPE!

I am SPT7
by emmabertwistle (movies profile) Mar 11, 2005
1 of 3 people found this review helpful

The story of I am SPT7

There was a little in a street and her name was Anna and she was very happy and she was famous and she lived in Hollywood and she was not happy any more because her name was not on the walk way.
But there was a little voice in the woods and she did not know what to do
Oh no what could she do

And then after a little while she saw a little thing move in the shop and then she walked up to the thing and it ran away from her and everything was fulling down and she did not know what to do
And the next day she said to herself sould i tell mum and dad and her little brother said what do you mean not tell mum or dad something don't tell any one ok said Anna ok said her brother but why can i please tell them a little bit of the story NO said Anna fin then saud her brother but if you do you will be in big troulb said Anna and i will take all you toys a way from you and put them some where you won't be able to get them ok and Anna's little brother said fine then i won't tell them are you sure yes i'm sure said Anna's little brother
and that is the end

Thank-you so much for you'r help
By Emma Bertwistle

Josh: I cannot believe you just gave away the entire freaking movie.

IF YOU'VE SEEN ONE YOU'VE SEEN THEM ALL
by mrjeckeldrhyde@sbcglobal.net (movies profile) Mar 12, 2005

this movie was a complete waste of money and one of the dumbest animated movies of the year. worst movie ever made. If you've seen this movie you saw them all.

from, the truth master

Wolf Blitzer: Hollywood at large was enraged to discover today that "The Truth Master", an Internet guru who is the master of telling the truth, revealed to the world that all movies ever made are actually just variants of "Robots".

looks stupid
by yazankader (movies profile) Mar 13, 2005
1 of 1 people found this review helpful

it looks like a stupid movie. i think you should have not made it cartoonish. i think it would be better with real robots and real characters. most people dont like these types of movies. please do a different one with real people in it. then everyone will watch it.

hopefully i will see your new movie i told you to make.

Yahoo movies: Thanks, we'll get right on it!

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