Yahoo User Movie Reviews

One of my fondest memories from high school is reading Yahoo User Movie Reviews during computer class, while our teacher attempted to explain to us how to save a Word document. I know they don't sound like anything particularly funny, but trust me: you can never underestimate the grammatical blunders, nonsensical insults, and even racial slurs that the general public will spout off to anyone who might be listening.

This Week's Movie: Fever Pitch

because the sox are in it
by kah2789 (movies profile) Apr 8, 2005
1 of 8 people found this review helpful

not a movie for yankees fans. i would have enjoyed the movie if the sox didn't suck as much as they do. and i'm forced to relive last october

Josh: Yeah, they really should've put the fact that the Red Sox are in the movie in the trailers.

Outstanding and Oscar Worthy
by dooofyduck (movies profile) Apr 8, 2005

Sweet romantic comedy about two young lovers and their obvstacles. You have to love Drew in this Number 1 hit. It is the best movie I have seen in the last 15 years (14) amazing romantic comedy. Number 1 hit. The best baseball movie since feild of Dreams. But BETTER!:)
Dooofyduck

Josh: Are you a robot?

fever pitch is movie #1 un america
by marroquin_angel (movies profile) Apr 8, 2005

in made me laugh and evn cry because it was so romantic and funny I enjoy watching this movie with my friends.

Department of Homeland Security: Nice try, terrorist! Your mistake was admitting you liked watching an un-American movie with your commie friends.

the movie
by batonbrit504 (movies profile) Apr 8, 2005

the movie is a very memorable movie and in the begging i was kinda asleep but towards the begging it go very intresting it was great !!

Roger Ebert: HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY COMPUTER?!

great romance!
by maggieg25 (movies profile) Apr 8, 2005

fINALLY A CHIC FLIC AND A MAN FLIC

FACE IT : men HATE romance, women love it

I LOVE IT - IM A WOMAN.. BUT I ALSO LOVE BASEBALL
GALs if UR DUDE DOSENT LIKE ROMANCE FORGET THIS ONE HE WILL RUIN IT.. THIS IS VERY ROMANTIC
THE PEOPLE WHO RATED IT BADLY WAS BECAUSE THEY HATE ROMANCE. POINT BLANK

Josh: Women can't like baseball, or any sports, because they are too busy crying about romantic shit. FAKE REVIEW!

WHY WE GO TO MOVIES:
by sanchez4030@sbcglobal.net (movies profile) Apr 8, 2005

WE GO FOR MANY REASONS FROM BEING FANS OF PARTICULAR ACTORS OR JUST FROM BEING BORED AT HOME. OR HOW BOUT TO MAKE OUT WHETHER YOUR A TEEN TO 99 MAKING OUT AT THE OLD THEATER HAHAHA: SO THIS MOVIE IS A GOOD BASEBALL LOVE STORY AND JIMMY AND DREW WERE A BLESSING IN DISGUISE BECAUSE WHILE FILMING THE RED SOX IN REAL LIFE BASEBALL HISTORY PULL OUT AN UNLIKELY WORLD SERIES VICTORY BREAKING THE BAMBINO CURSE OF YESTER DECADES. IF YOU LOVE DREW OR LIKE JIMMY YOU WONT BE DISSAPOINTED AND THERE ARE MANY TIMES WHERE YOU CAN MAKE OUT IN CERTAIN SCENES LOL: SINCERELY BENJAMIN SANCHEZ:

Josh: I go to the movies to relax after killing hobos, which you did not mention. F.

[And now, a bonus "Sahara" review! - Ed.]

racism still strong
by shondeli (movies profile) Apr 9, 2005
1 of 3 people found this review helpful

very below average story about a white man and his friends going to africa out doing the africans in every way because there to dumb,inept, and weak to stand up the the all mighty white superman they had many flawed views on africa and i did not like it example white man jumps out of water,white man kicks two black men butts,with no weapons just sheer skill because we all know that white men are much better than us blacks make a more real movie so black people like myself can enjoy seeing movies again

Josh: Speaking of racist movies: anything by Jackie Chan. Yes, Chinese people are much better than white guys. We get it, now stop kicking our asses in your movies, bigot.

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