Yahoo User Movie Reviews

One of my fondest memories from high school is reading Yahoo User Movie Reviews during computer class, while our teacher attempted to explain to us how to save a Word document. I know they don't sound like anything particularly funny, but trust me: you can never underestimate the grammatical blunders, nonsensical insults, and even racial slurs that the general public will spout off to anyone who might be listening.

This Week's Movie: The Amityville Horror

Half of you haters couldn't do better...
by sizzlefairy (movies profile) Apr 16, 2005

The movie was fine, it's not like it was *****ing horrible. But come on, it was better than The Jacket, Freddie vrs. Jason, and a whole lotta other *****. The point is, that people who don't direct movies or write them couldn't do a better job.If haters think it's so horrible then they can write their own horror flick-lets see if their's will kick ass.

Josh: Ah, a tried-and-tested, age-old rule: if you can't do something better than people who are trained and paid to do it, you are not allowed to complain about it.

ME AND MY DAUGHTER SEEN IT....IT IS SCARY!!!!!!!!!
by scabies_lice_prunes (movies profile) Apr 15, 2005

I SCREAMED AND SCREAMED AND GRABBED MY HAIR. I ALMOST HAD HEART ATTCK THEN I SAW LOVE IN THERE. LOVE CANNOT BE SEEN ONLY GIVED. TWO ANGELS HOVERED IN THE ROOM RIGHT THERE IN MOVIE. IT SCARED THE DAYLIGHT OUT OF ME. ONLY SPIRITS GET TO CHEAT. WHEN MY DAUGHTER SCREAMED THEY KICKED US OUT SO WE MISS LAST 15 MINUTES. DONT GO IF YOU BELIEVE IN BURNT DEVILS.

Josh: There is nothing I can say. Wow.

VERY WELL DONE!!!
by thewz@rogers.com (movies profile) Apr 15, 2005

MY GIRLFRIEND AND I WENT TOGETHER AND SHE BROKE EVERY BONE IN MY LEFT HAND!MY GRANDMOTHER DID THE SAME TO MY RIGHT!IT GOT MY HEART RATE GOING.GREAT DATE MOVIE!

Josh: Sounds like you were there with two sexy ladies!

THE SCAMITYVILLE HORROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by spaceranch99 (movies profile) Apr 15, 2005
4 of 7 people found this review helpful

Hollywood makes way too many remakes in the first place. The Hollyweird philosphy seems to be.Wait 30 years and then do a remake. It`s the cheapest and most unoriginal way of making money in Hollywood. Wake up Hollywood and stop ripping off The American people!!!!! We deserve better.

Josh: If only people had a choice of what movies they go to see! Damn communist Hollyweird!

hell yeah--better than b-witch
by y2bing2 (movies profile) Apr 16, 2005

better then b-witch . bankey is the man. the dude needs more movies ***** *** **** ***** *** **** ***** ****** **** ** ******* ****** ****** *** **** ******** ***** *** ufh uhfush dufh dsufu uds fhusd hfu fhu fhsdu uf huf ufh sudu sfhs ufhus hu i

Endora: I doubt this movie is even half as good as watching my daughter and Derwood.

Worth the Price of Admission and keeps you focused
by jwb427 (movies profile) Apr 16, 2005

Well Acted Effects and Characters with Scary Moments Guaranteed to Top Box Offices this Weekend So grab the Popcorn Kick back and Enjoy this Horror Movie will keep you on the Edge of your seat If I could I would watch it 1000 x.

Josh: This review was Thrilling! It Kept Me Wanting More, and had Only One Calorie Per Serving!

LIARS!
by suggadoll (movies profile) Apr 16, 2005

SHUTUP! YOU ALL DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT! I BET YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN THE MOVIE! I WOULD NEVER LISTEN TO WHAT ANYONE HAS TO SAY ON HERE! YOU PEOPLE SAID THAT THE GRUDGE WAS A GOOD MOVIE!!! WHATEVER, THAT WAS THE WORST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN! IF YOU LIKED THAT MOVIE THEN I BET YOU GAVE GILI A+! NO ONE SHOULD LISTEN TO THESE REVIEWS!

Josh: I'm taking your advice, friend, and I won't be listening to anyone on Yahoo reviews any more!

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