Yahoo User Movie Reviews

One of my fondest memories from high school is reading Yahoo User Movie Reviews during computer class, while our teacher attempted to explain to us how to save a Word document. I know they don't sound like anything particularly funny, but trust me: you can never underestimate the grammatical blunders, nonsensical insults, and even racial slurs that the general public will spout off to anyone who might be listening.

This Week's Movie: A Lot Like Love

Behind the scenes in Hollywood
by phantomexplorer (movies profile) Apr 23, 2005
2 of 2 people found this review helpful

What you hardly ever hear about is how actors get hired on movies that aren't big stars or related to producers.

I found out on ****.com and ****.com that CDs demand large bribes even for union extra jobs and honest actors can't make their health benefits due to this corruption, while holding down other jobs.

Not a pretty picture like the facade of these movies.

Josh: Take that, citizens of the 1950's: Hollywood isn't as perfect and wonderful as you think it is!

a lot like love
by d4b1barnes (movies profile) Apr 23, 2005

this is a very good movie because it is a very good movie and i have not seen it yet. i think it is good because it has ashton kutcher in it

George W. Bush: Exactly, that's what I was trying to tell them about this Bolton guy! "He's good because he's good!" I said. I like Ashton Kutcher, too. Funny fella. I'll get him up on the Supreme Court and he can put his willy in a pie.

it was soo cute!!
by rain90712 (movies profile) Apr 24, 2005

i think this movie was awsome!!!..its one of those girleee movies that you only see with your friends that are girls..for the people that are hating...there just jealous because they arnt in the movie...

Josh: Ooh, a new one for the list:

Yahoo Users Present: Reasons Why Haters Hate Movies They Hate
1.) They are hating
2.) They could not make a better movie themselves
3.) They are the opposite race of the movie's protagonist/director/random extra and are therefore racist
4.) They are jealous of something
5.) They aren't in the movie

This movie was so funckin funny i peed my pants
by asdegfdd (movies profile) Apr 22, 2005

It was cool!!!!!!!Nad i like it alot with my girl friend even though we made out hte whole time hahahahahahahahaha

Josh: Someone who has time to watch a movie, make out with their girlfriend, and urinate themselves is certainly an enterprising young human being, as well as one who will likely develop some socially unacceptable fetishes later on in life.

*****ing Unbelievely Good!
by jurai_shrine (movies profile) Apr 22, 2005

This is one of my favorite movies. I saw this with my gf and it *****in blew my mind! people say it sucks, but they just are nothing but critics. This was the first time I've ever heard someone clap in the theater because the movie was so good! SEE IT! IT'S WORTH THE MONEY!

Yahoo Users Present: Reasons Why Haters Hate Movies They Hate:
6.) They are nothing but critics

dude
by flowereyes91 (movies profile) Apr 24, 2005

I thought it was a great movie, maybe that's because I could really connect to it. And Ashton Kutcher naked? Thank the Lord.

Jesus: No problem! I knew I had to hook that up when I saw how hot he was. Mmmmm.

A WHOLE LOT LIKE CRAP!
by womenarelikecheese (movies profile) Apr 22, 2005
5 of 16 people found this review helpful

This is the worst movie ever! I hate butcher kutcher. Peet's feet stink! I wanted to say more than "you suck" at Ashton's singing but the sensors would not let me!

Josh: I can see why they wouldn't -- you hurl some pretty harsh insults!

Ashton Kutcher: How did he know that I killed those hobos?

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