Yahoo User Movie Reviews

One of my fondest memories from high school is reading Yahoo User Movie Reviews during computer class, while our teacher attempted to explain to us how to save a Word document. I know they don't sound like anything particularly funny, but trust me: you can never underestimate the grammatical blunders, nonsensical insults, and even racial slurs that the general public will spout off to anyone who might be listening.

This Week's Movie: House Of Wax

great and goood
by julianna_ky_401392004 (movies profile) May 6, 2005
3 of 5 people found this review helpful

this movie is the coolest cuz it's a chad micheal murrary movie and i'm watching it tomorrow to tell more

Josh: No need to tell us more -- this review already told us all we need to know!

retarded review not worthy of being read
by nerdygothcat (movies profile) May 6, 2005

it rocked!chad micheal murry looked really hot peeps were FREAKY!! wax is kool. poor people that had to die that way. they could try to help the dead peeps so that they would be friends to kill the murderer who killed them who was going to kill the visitors.

Josh: "The visitor because as for those as for being the friend who kills the homicide person who kills those it can try the fact that the peek which dies is helped, is killed, it had gone." This is the last sentence of this review translated into Japanese, then back into English. I think you'll all agree that it makes more sense this way.

eh...
by bazookababe00@sbcglobal.net (movies profile) May 6, 2005

ok so i havent exactly seen the movie yet but i really want to. it looks really good, but ive seen some of these reviews... NOT NICE! just bc paris hilton was in a few porn movies doesnt mean you can make fun of her! shes doing more w/her life than you sry good for nothin pigs are! and i think any movie w/a killer in it is scary! god! you guys need to lighten up! seriously!

Scientist: Actually, no one human being, past, present, or future, has done less with his or her life than Paris Hilton has.

KILL ALL THE MEXICANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by craven4029 (movies profile) May 7, 2005

ALL THE MEXICANS FROM SMELLY MEXICO SHOULD DIE,IN LAREDO,TX MEXICANS R EVERYWHERE.LAREDO,TX HAS THE WORST PPL ON EARTH AN THERE ALL UGLY ANIMALS!!!!!!!!BETTY FLORES THE MAJOR NEEDS TO FIX HER FACE CAUSE ITS ABOUT TO MELT BIG TIME!THE BUCKS R THE WORST HOCKEY PLAYERS ON EARTH.THE SHERIFF RICK FLORES NEEDS TO STOP TAKING COCAINE AN DO HIS JOB.THE POSADA HOTEL HAS THE WORST MANAGEMENT OF ALL TIME.LAZARO IS *****ING CRISTINA CASTRO AN SHE DOES DRUGS AN *****S THE KITCHEN STAFF!!!!!!!!!

Josh: I think this is the most accurate review of the film so far.

House Of Wax is hot
by drama_king1025 (movies profile) May 7, 2005

I think the movie was hot, not just because my idol paris hilton was in it but because it had me jumping through the whole thing. I loved that movie. and for that person who was talking about paris hilton's butt, pre on vi,thats french for get a life, I bet your but ain't that big either you just hatin' cause you ain't got dough like her. it ain't her fault you broke and wasn't born into her rich family so stop hatin'. Bye Bitch.

Josh: "my idol paris hilton"
"my idol paris hilton"
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...no, I'm sorry, you can't use those words in that particular combination. Try again.

WILL PARIS TAKE HOME AN OSCAR?
by zion_shakur (movies profile) May 7, 2005

I can already hear the Hollywood Oscar buzz regarding the performance of sexpot Paris Hilton in this diabolically crafted remake of the 1953 horror classic.

Hilton steals the show in this movie so scary that I almost had to get up and leave. Who would have thought that Hilton could act? Her every scene rivets the movie goer.

Dave Chapelle: This guy is going to take over my show.

Gota be good
by mr_man447 (movies profile) May 6, 2005

Having been and actor myself once, i can tell you anything with Paris Hilton is going to be good, this woman was born with the look of talent. America hang on, the biggest actor in hollywood is just now being born????

Josh: Are you Paris Hilton?

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