Yahoo User Movie Reviews

One of my fondest memories from high school is reading Yahoo User Movie Reviews during computer class, while our teacher attempted to explain to us how to save a Word document. I know they don't sound like anything particularly funny, but trust me: you can never underestimate the grammatical blunders, nonsensical insults, and even racial slurs that the general public will spout off to anyone who might be listening.

This Week's Movie: Mr. And Mrs. Smith

Go to hell Angelina
by CrystalJC (movies profile) Jun 10, 2005
9 of 26 people found this review helpful

I think a person's character in acting completely describes their personality off-screen. Angelina needs to stop seducing/stealing boyfriends and husbands...go get your own, and deserve it. Too bad God doesn't judge on acting skills and the human interperetation of beauty, sweetheart.

Wolf Blitzer: Today, acclaimed actor Anthony Hopkins was taken into custody on the charge that he has been killing people and eating them.

Was that All!
by david551283 (movies profile) Jun 10, 2005

I came into this movie thinking it was going to be an action thriller. little did i know it was going to be another brad/jolie flick.

Josh: Yeah, they really should've put Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie in the trailers so you'd know what to expect.

Angelinahoe is a ....
by fccprovider (movies profile) Jun 11, 2005
1 of 3 people found this review helpful

homewrecker and I refuse to watch this bitch get paid millions of dollars to break up a marriage!

20th Century Fox: That is a good point, actually. We probably should've just used the money to make a movie, instead of paying to break up a marriage.

Angelina and Brad...shame shame
by maeciw (movies profile) Jun 11, 2005
1 of 4 people found this review helpful

Thank you for a terrible movie and wasting millions of trees on your horrible and shameful media frenzy driven pseudo relationship

Angelina Jolie: Don't listen to him, honey. Let's go burn some more trees, the only way we can attain the precious fuel that runs our relationship.

Brad Pitt: Good idea, but can we stop to eat some trees first?

THE BEST MOVIE IVE EVER SEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by amira_mertaban (movies profile) Jun 11, 2005

this movie was not only the best movie ive evr seen but it is the best movie thwhole world has seen or going to see. i say you go watch it if you havent seen it. dont listen to those stupid people that think this movie is lousy. listen to the people that have interviews.

Josh: This was an interview?

Entertainmnent is why u go to see and what you get
by chedo999 (movies profile) Jun 12, 2005
1 of 1 people found this review helpful

Firsly, this movie seriously was the funnest movie i've seen since Desperado... i mean c'mon if you go to movies to cry over someone elses problems, then get a life for ***** sakes, don't you have enough problems of your own..? This movie is for pure entertainment and in that category i give it an A+

Don't always believe the criticts... always listen to Roger Ebert he see's it from the public's point of view, not like the others who like to ***** over everything besides romantic dramas.

Peter Travers, retro Apocalypse Now review: This movie could use more romantic drama!

Enough
by sassiefrass44 (movies profile) Jun 11, 2005

Please stop talking about These two people. I am sick off hearing about Brad Pitt & Anjoling. so STOP. If the are together so What. Bernice

Josh: Haha, yeah, you...wait, this review doesn't belong here.

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