Yahoo User Movie Reviews

One of my fondest memories from high school is reading Yahoo User Movie Reviews during computer class, while our teacher attempted to explain to us how to save a Word document. I know they don't sound like anything particularly funny, but trust me: you can never underestimate the grammatical blunders, nonsensical insults, and even racial slurs that the general public will spout off to anyone who might be listening.

This Week's Movie: Charlie And The Chocolate Factory

the three kids and his friend charlie the cat
by honey972000 (movies profile) Jul 15, 2005
7 of 89 people found this review helpful

the three kid is writing a story about his mom and dad. when mom hear the kids are writing mom come out then the kids go to the house of charlie
the three kids saw charlie the cat and they became a nervios and charlie become a good cat.

Josh: This movie must be one hell of a remake.

What the Hell Jonny Depp
by matt253884 (movies profile) Jul 15, 2005
13 of 30 people found this review helpful

Jonny Depp's role single handedly ruined this movie....I hate Tim Burton, he always has to cheese things up...don't insalt are intelegance!

Josh: Okay, that's got to be intentional. There's just no way...

Hide the cancer patients: Depp is next Wacko Jacko
by fatboyzcansing (movies profile) Jul 15, 2005
16 of 50 people found this review helpful

Johnny Depp scared me in this movie. I wanted to scream. He reminds me of Michael Jackson. I would hate to see what happen behind the scenes in his bed room! Finding Neverland must have been about Depp's ranch in California, that he will buy from Michael Jackson. Hey, Depp and Jackson, you have to grow up and realize that childish fantasies are for insane people.

Other idiots: HAY YOUR RIGHT JOHNNY DEPP SORTA LOOKS LIME MCIAHEL JACKSON IN DIS MOVIE OMG DO YOU THINK HE LOVES KIDS HAHAHA

NOT THE ORGANIAL. IT SUCKS!
by x5star5x (movies profile) Jul 15, 2005
4 of 9 people found this review helpful

first jonny dep is so stuip looking in this moive and its noghing like the organial.

Tim Burton: God damnit, I knew we should've made this exactly like the organial!

Johnny Depp: LOLZERS I LUV KIDS GET IT CAUSE I LOOK SORTA LIKE MAICAHA AJCKAON

SICK TRASH THAT BELONGS IN THE TRASH
by nealave2000 (movies profile) Jul 16, 2005
2 of 3 people found this review helpful

It will never be ok in any context for an adult man to invite a young boy to come and live alone with him.

Tim Burton: God damnit, I knew we shouldn't have made this about Willy Wonka inviting a young boy to live alone with him!

Johnny Depp: ATRHPIO AOIERHC AOTHINCOITG APYHNCA

+++++++ <<<<<< WTF??? >>>>>> +++++++++++
by digger_the_dermatophyte (movies profile) Jul 16, 2005
2 of 3 people found this review helpful

Why on earth would anybody cast Depp for this movie? Every movie Depp has been in has been a complete failure.

Josh: Keep your expert box office analysis out of this!

dont waste your time.
by bbirk01 (movies profile) Jul 16, 2005

This movie fell short of the expectation. I mean they even made hostess cupcakes promoting this movie!

Josh: Wait, you mean the promotional cupcakes did not actually guarantee a good movie? YOU ARE A LIAR.

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