Yahoo User Movie Reviews

One of my fondest memories from high school is reading Yahoo User Movie Reviews during computer class, while our teacher attempted to explain to us how to save a Word document. I know they don't sound like anything particularly funny, but trust me: you can never underestimate the grammatical blunders, nonsensical insults, and even racial slurs that the general public will spout off to anyone who might be listening.

This Week's Movie: The Island

Potter disappointed
by harrypotter_theboywizard (movies profile) Jul 22, 2005
38 of 264 people found this review helpful

To most Harry Potter fans we are reading the book right now rather than watch a movie. But to those Potter fans who finished it early and a movie buff, I suggest you passed on this film...Anyway, there is still Harry Potter for Potter fans to wait just hang on.

Josh: If you squint really hard, Scarlett Johanson almost looks like Hermione!

haha! mike bay is so racist!
by wtfmikebay (movies profile) Jul 23, 2005

michael clark duncan as a pro runningback, a sassy fat black nurse, an african bounty hunter whose father fought in a war between tribes? those stereotypes had me cracking up!

Josh: God damn! What's next, white hockey players and black rappers? Keep that stuff in the KKK, Michael Racist!

???????
by hibanancy (movies profile) Jul 22, 2005

dont know just guesing about the movie and i will guess write???????\\and i think it s write!!!!!!!!!\\i think the movie is a An B only A B

Michael Bay: That doesn't make any sense. What are you, black?

disgusting
by skinnylou15 (movies profile) Jul 22, 2005

i have not seen the movie ( i only put the grade in bc i have to), but as i was looking through these reviews, some sicko just wrote "penis penis penis.." over and over again. Oh cmon, wtf is that? Thats not even a review. Thats disgusting, go home you sick little puppy.

Guy who wrote "penis" over and over again: Wow, you're right. Your complaint, rather than draw further attention to me thus giving me the exact reaction I was going for, has instead shamed me into going home and reconsidering my behavior. Thank you.

Pretty cool movie because.........
by jastradal (movies profile) Jul 23, 2005
1 of 2 people found this review helpful

Do you know what was pretty cool about this movie? It was not a remake of an older movie! That seems to be very rare this summer. It was not a remake like Bewitched. It was not a remake like Willy Wonka. It was not a remake like Herbie the Love Bug. It was not a remake like the Bad News Bears. It was not a remake like the Dukes of Hazzard. IT WAS AN ORIGINAL IDEA! I didn't think that today's writers, producers, and directors had those anymore. This was the first movie that I saw in a theator this summer. I refuse to pay good money to go and see that rehashed garbage. I gave this movie an "A" for Visuals in the ratings above because of Scarlett Johansson. She is hot!

Captain Irony: I give this review two thumbs up!

PLZ . ..
by chelynlaw1520022002 (movies profile) Jul 22, 2005

PLEASE WHO THIMK THIS FILM DOESN'T GOOG . . .
PLEASE AGAIN . .
GO DIED!!!
I BEG THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T LIKE THIS FILM,
PLZ GO GIE*
PLEASE!!!!

Josh: What beautiful poetry!

AWESOME
by zjlipsey (movies profile) Jul 22, 2005
10 of 58 people found this review helpful

Man im gonna tell u something, when I saw this fukin movie I almost prematurely ejaculated I mean the ho who is doing this movie is finer then Jessica Simpson, even though i woiuld fuk em both, but i want u to know the reason why this movie was awesome was because i was wacking off in the back seat, the faggot who was the costar in this movie was a fukin retard, he always tried to fuk her, but he did it lopsided and $hit

Ewan McGregor: It's a medical problem, all right? I have an inner ear imbalance.

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