Yahoo User Movie Reviews

One of my fondest memories from high school is reading Yahoo User Movie Reviews during computer class, while our teacher attempted to explain to us how to save a Word document. I know they don't sound like anything particularly funny, but trust me: you can never underestimate the grammatical blunders, nonsensical insults, and even racial slurs that the general public will spout off to anyone who might be listening.

This Week's Movie: Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo

Best Movie Ever
by mingonator (movies profile) Aug 12, 2005
5 of 8 people found this review helpful

This movie is definetly Oscar bound. It was delightfully funny and had all the characteristics of an Oscar winning movie. The first one was a masterpiece and so is this one. I have never been so pleased watching a movie in my entire life. After the movie ended, many of the people in the theatre got up and gave it a standing ovation which lasted for at least 5 minutes. Truly a masterpiece and Rob Schiender is a wonderful actor. He is a truly great artist and we need more skilled actors like him in the movie business. Do not miss your chance to watch this masterpiece in theatres, you will regret it!

Josh: I hope that this is the most subtle sarcasm I've ever read.

The Deuce Is Loose.
by edtwin85@sbcglobal.net (movies profile) Aug 13, 2005

Hilarious movie, and better than the first. The people who think this movie sucks. People are forgetting the meaning of comedy films, and that is to make us laugh.

Roger Ebert: Wait, the meaning of comedy is to make me laugh? That changes everything! FOUR STARS DEUCE IS LOOSE!

Old People
by emperialmassacre (movies profile) Aug 13, 2005

Old people dont deserve to go out nowadays, they still believe everything should be pure and wholesome as it once was 100 years ago. Stay indoors and stop ridiculing the youth of today. All you do is bash on people because of the years of whatever you went through is finally catching up to bite you on your ass. Stay indoors and keep watching your Turner Classic crap. In the meantime, i am giving this a B+, Rob Schnieder is the funniest.

Old man: You never would've read something like this 100 years ago! I hate young people!

a comedy artwork
by broncopride279 (movies profile) Aug 13, 2005
1 of 1 people found this review helpful

this was the funniest ***** ive ever seen....just as good as the 1st one...i mean all the asian jokes were the best...where the asian dude says ill take my 3 inches else where,that was a laugh bomb, and where he takes the tootsie role out... i bet all the people who hated this movie were asian, dont be mad, its just a movie..its not like its true, is it...?...how does this movie hav chssy jokes, there all good and funny, especially bout the asian dude, like that part where they where that thing round their manginas, and the speaker mentions thet they hav smaller ones for their asian members, that cracked me up!!!

Josh: Speaking of hilarious jokes, did you hear that one about the Asian guy? Apparently he had a small penis! ZOMG LAUGH BOMB!

some poolitzer prize winners got no taste
by nolikeebert (movies profile) Aug 13, 2005

While admittedly illiterirritate, I think ebert gave Deuce a bad review because Deuce is better looking than ebert and because Deuce gets to hang out with all those interesting women.

Roger Ebert: Oooh, that Deuce! He's so smug with all those women, while I am left with my lowly poolitzer! Curse that handsome devil!

i seen the movie its great
by lil_dixie_chick2002 (movies profile) Aug 12, 2005
2 of 2 people found this review helpful

Rob shneider i like your acting your really
cool and please try to make a second movie
of The Animal...

Rob Shnicdehncder: It won't be easy to think up a plot as good as the first one, but okay, I'll try!

STUPID CRITICS!! It was a good movie.
by muffmunching69 (movies profile) Aug 14, 2005

I HATE THESE STUPID CRITICS EXPECTING THE NEXT SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION. IT IS MEANT TO BE FUNNY AND YOU CRITICS MADE ME SICK BY CRITICIZING A FUNNY MOVIE. ALL CRITICS ARE PEOPLE WHO CAN'T DO SOMETHING OTHERS CAN SO THEY WANT TO CRITICIZE THEM.

Josh: Okay, this has come up enough to be added to the list.

Yahoo Users Present: Reasons Why Haters Hate Movies They Hate
1.) They are hating
2.) They could not make a better movie themselves
3.) They are the opposite race of the movie's protagonist/director/random extra and are therefore racist
4.) They are jealous of something
5.) They aren't in the movie
6.) They are nothing but critics
7.) They are expecting the movie to be the next Shawshank Redemption/Casablanca/Citizen Kane

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