Yahoo User Movie Reviews

One of my fondest memories from high school is reading Yahoo User Movie Reviews during computer class, while our teacher attempted to explain to us how to save a Word document. I know they don't sound like anything particularly funny, but trust me: you can never underestimate the grammatical blunders, nonsensical insults, and even racial slurs that the general public will spout off to anyone who might be listening.

This Week's Movie: The Brothers Grimm

THIS MOVIE SUCKS
by mr_carmen_electra (movies profile) Aug 27, 2005

it is worse than an F. This movie is WAY too slow moving and to long! I was so bored in the theatre i pulled out my tmobile sidekick and just started searching the net and chatting with people.

Cool dude: Dude, you are so cool! I gotta give you this, brah:

Congratulations, dude!

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by chongchong1000 (movies profile) Aug 26, 2005

I think this story is an A+ because it is an extraordinary movie please choose A+ For you should try it yourself. I liked the quotes. Don't you so that is why you should do so. UIFFFFFFFFFFF YOU WANT TO WRITE AN REVIEW I THINK YOU SHOULD DO SO

Josh: I would like to buy a book from you. "Chongchong1000's Guide To Rating Movies If You Want To Do So", it could be called.

Fun movie
by pbaumannjr (movies profile) Aug 28, 2005

First of all, I have no respect for "paid" critics reviews.

Roger Ebert: Damn! If I give up my salary would you give me more credibility? I'll do it for you!

good
by mary14eunice (movies profile) Aug 26, 2005

I havent seen this movie but it sue=re seems good because Heath ledger and Matt Damon are in it and the are just cutiest dogs in the books!!!

Matt Damon: Glad you liked the books! Being in the original Grimm's Fairy Tales was lots of fun!

Real Folklorist rates "The Brothers Grimm"
by biduncan67 (movies profile) Aug 27, 2005
2 of 3 people found this review helpful

I have an M.A. in Scandinavian Folklore & Mythology from the University of Washington. My first book, "The Troll Tale & Other Scary Stories" is a required text in folklore classes. "The Brothers Grimm" is the worst movie ever made about folklore. In real life, the brothers were born in the 1780s, so they could not have been full-grown men in the 1790s. They also did not roam the countryside, duping gullible, superstitious peasants. They led a scholarly movement, which revered peasants as living relics of the shining past. The brothers collected stories from servants, especially their nanny, not from weird personal experiences.

Josh: Good point, professor! Dimension Films should've checked with you before they made this documentary. Now people are going to think that the brothers Grimm wrote those stories after they walked through a haunted forest and battled an immortal sorceress.

[Bonus! Two "Undiscovered" reviews! - Ed.]

wow...
by xash690x (movies profile) Aug 27, 2005

ive never seen the movie but i dont think people should dislike it just because ashlee simpson is in it. do you people honestly think all singers actually sing

Victim of medical malpractice: Yeah! The surgeon left some scissors in my liver, but do you guys honestly think all surgeons are actually surgeons? Cut him some slack!

a F@#$ good A** moive for teen
by evansstith (movies profile) Aug 26, 2005
4 of 16 people found this review helpful

it is a good moive for teen and show teen it is hard makeing hollywood and show teen that like to go give up on the dumd and to love what they do in live and have hope and ther slef and love and not to give up
have hope and love ther jobs and have fathand ther selfs

Josh: Evansstith, old buddy, I think this movie was made just for people like you.

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