Yahoo User Movie Reviews

One of my fondest memories from high school is reading Yahoo User Movie Reviews during computer class, while our teacher attempted to explain to us how to save a Word document. I know they don't sound like anything particularly funny, but trust me: you can never underestimate the grammatical blunders, nonsensical insults, and even racial slurs that the general public will spout off to anyone who might be listening.

This Week's Movie: The Exorcism Of Emily Rose

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by sissysuewhereru (movies profile) Sep 10, 2005

This movie is great I think it is because, The girl that plays Emily Rose is from Louisville (where I am From)

Josh: I, on the other hand, hate the movie, never having lived in Louisville.

My Review for the exorcism of emily rose
by steve_ebiya (movies profile) Sep 10, 2005

this movie almost out did the classic exorcist cuz this movie almost look real i seen the A&E special the real exorcist it had the same symptons of possession and demons are real they didn't show the faith/sicence on the classic exorcist i'm a religous cathloic i can senes demons too. this movie is the real deal i seen real exorcism on tv. but i'm not going down with the darkness i fight for the good of the martial arts not for evil. all i can say is this movie is serious and go to church you lazy ass rookies get your butt off the couch and go to church and better pray for your souls muahhhh hahaha. and also have a nice day

Josh: Could you fight the evil with your martial arts?

GREAT MOVIE
by surf4fun2489 (movies profile) Sep 11, 2005

I FEEL SORRY FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHO ARE POSSESS BY DEMONS! THANK THE HOLY GOD FOR EVERYTHING

Josh: LET US THANK HIM ESPECIALLY FOR DEMONS

Finally a movie that's true and make's you believe
by america2dos (movies profile) Sep 10, 2005

If you're catholic I know you believed. If your an atheist who knows. But this movie was very good. It gave me anwsers to questions I had for years.(the smell of smoke and 3o'clock)I worked in a cemetary for two years in Mexico City 1994 and all those things happened to me, except being possesed.Even though this is a thriller it made me cry. This movie is not part law and order or the exorcist. This movie I think I will never forget.Emily Rose was the jesus our time cause she sacrificed herself so we could see that this kind of this stuff exist and you can't ignore it.All the jury in the trial were not religous and some how believed what the preist said. The acting or directing or visual effects didn't have to be that good cause this IS A TRUE STORY and Emily's wish is coming true by people going to see it. So if you smell smoke at 3o'clock at night you better pray to whatever god you believe in or else they will get you to.

Josh: There's nothing I can add here. Wow.

You betta check yourself !
by mysteriogirl_619 (movies profile) Sep 11, 2005

This is a very interesting and excellent movie. Some might vote it F but the only reason they vote that is because they are scared and not saved. They will burn in hell.

A.O. Scott, N.Y. Times: FORGIVE ME, JESUS

katie
by rickortiz1@verizon.net (movies profile) Sep 11, 2005

it is so stupid i would never see it because it is not scary. not suitable for little kids. she is like possesed and she acts all weird and stuff.

Josh: What the hell, that's freaking weird.

shame on you!!!
by jessicasfairydust (movies profile) Sep 10, 2005

Scott Derrickson, how could you allow this movie titled Emily Rose (EXORCISM) you have humiliated my 7 year old daughter for the rest of her life. Her name is Emily Rose, everywhere she goes she is insulted by those outsiders that know her by her name for example in school (kids will be kids) and know thanks to your movie she will be cursed and humiliated for the rest of her life.

I am a mother of three young ladies and I have never been so hurt by my little girl crying of being overwhelmed about this.

Emily Rose is a beautiful name and you cursed it!

I will seek for justice !
Jessica E. Molina

Josh: Maybe you should've thought of that before you named your daughter Emily Rose, idiot.

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