One of my fondest memories from high school is reading Yahoo User Movie Reviews during computer class, while our teacher attempted to explain to us how to save a Word document. I know they don't sound like anything particularly funny, but trust me: you can never underestimate the grammatical blunders, nonsensical insults, and even racial slurs that the general public will spout off to anyone who might be listening.

This Week's Movie: Just Like Heaven

An instant classic
by littlepawny@sbcglobal.net (movies profile) Sep 17, 2005
1 of 1 people found this review helpful

It never ceases to amaze me how some of the " professional " critics derive their views from movie watching.

Josh: Those bastards!

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the bomb
by ibrahim3li (movies profile) Sep 17, 2005
1 of 1 people found this review helpful

so funny , romantic !! it is hulirias

Josh: I normally don't call reviews out for spelling alone, but that is probably the worst mis-spelling of any word ever.

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CUTTEST MOVIE EVER
by scottdavis232003 (movies profile) Sep 16, 2005
4 of 9 people found this review helpful

ITS THE CUTTEST MOVIE EVER! iT ROCKES! IT MOVES ALONG NICELY. iTS A MUST SEE MOVIE. fORGET THOSE LOSERS SIKLE AND ROPER.

Josh: Gene Siskel has risen from the grave to review movies with Richard Roeper?! And he changed his name to Sikle?! That bastard!

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The movie
by morbidthreads13 (movies profile) Sep 17, 2005

The movie was really really good. What's ironic is my friend got into a motorcycle accident today just before I saw it.

Josh: Wow, that is ironic and weird.

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Strange,kind of like the X-Files.
by swimmingsteve1 (movies profile) Sep 17, 2005

This movie is probably too weird for my taste-I would go out of my way to concern myself with watching this rather oddball movie-it reminds me of the X-Files TV show or possibly the Twilight Zone TV series

Josh: So like, Reese Witherspoon was actually an alien working for the government? Or Mark Ruffalo realized at the end that he was the ghost all along?

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Left wing politics, again
by d223e (movies profile) Sep 18, 2005

It's a shame when the movie industry tries to get their leftwing agenda across to the American people,They don't seem to care that they take good actors and sometimes a good story and give it second rate attention, just so there position gets aired.

Josh: Yeah, Hollywood Jerks. Don't you remember the Movie Impartiality Law and No Movie Maker Shall Have An Opinion Act of 1945?

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Ex-CELL-ENT
by hardblow2000 (movies profile) Sep 16, 2005

this movie is tighter than a frogs but at a watermelon seed fight. it makes me get a soviet cosmonaught style

Josh: This is the most apt description of a movie in the history of the world.

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