One of my fondest memories from high school is reading Yahoo User Movie Reviews during computer class, while our teacher attempted to explain to us how to save a Word document. I know they don't sound like anything particularly funny, but trust me: you can never underestimate the grammatical blunders, nonsensical insults, and even racial slurs that the general public will spout off to anyone who might be listening.

This Week's Movie: Into The Blue

under 18yo don't read!
by edensoul2002 (movies profile) Oct 1, 2005

there were 2 types of emotion feelings/thoughts while watching this film:
the unconcious horny emotion:
OH MY G******* my underpant xxxx was hard on from the begining till the end in this movie. i was SO SO SO wanted to moan out loud in the theatre my god PAUL I LOVE U I WANT UR 8 PACKS UR MUSCLE UR SEXY FACE UR EYES/LIPS UR WHOLE BODY. ALL THE MUSCLES GUYS IN THE MOVIE OH MY MY G*****. PLZ ALL OF U GIVE ME A CALL OR SOMETHING. FELT LIKE WATCHING PORN again PAUL ur sexy short pants ur jeans with ur half-naked PLZ I KNOW U WANT XXXXX I KNOW U WILL GET HORNY SOMETIMES LETS GET BODILY UNITE GET WET PLZ DO IMMEDIATE NO DOUBT LET GO TO HEAVEN ~~!!!! ...
the conscious emotion:
personally i love nature, the beautiful bahama islands and blue water and the diving and the beautiful people ... already worth the ticket price. well, i was expected this is not a well-made movie enuff for drama/action yet i knew what i wanted from this movie and I AM HIGHLY SATISFIED! well this movie isn't too bad if u oscar-sticky potatoes/rice don't watch it. but if u wanted something more than the sexyness, plz do rent a porn movie and try it out urself in ur real world!!

Paul Walker: Hot damn, I'm on my way!

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Oh Yeah Jessica Alba
by gogeta2091 (movies profile) Oct 1, 2005

I think that was the best moie I seen since 1 month ago Jessica Alba runnig around almost naked that was cool she is the finnest and most prrety girl that comes out in movis like this one

Josh: Best movie you've seen since a month ago? That's quite the compliment!

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Jessica Alba
by omalleyman222 (movies profile) Oct 1, 2005

The movie Into The Blue is a great film because of the great actress Jessica Alba. Jessica Alba just made this movie an all time great film. Jessica Alba is one of the hottest actresses you will ever see. Jessica Alba is not only hot but a great actresses. Now Jessica Alba is really hot but not as hot as my friend.

Josh: You didn't even mention the film's main actress! You know, what's-her-name.

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Cool!
by blacklabel_44 (movies profile) Oct 1, 2005

Jessica Alba almost got bitten by an actual shark . . . it was kind of sexy! lol

Josh: There are probably websites that cater to people like yourself.

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I DON'T get it????
by meatlsmurder (movies profile) Oct 2, 2005

I DON'T get why people don't like the movie... Paul Walker and Jessica Alba did a great job in this movie and they both look great, the story was good, the acting was good, the place it was filmed at was good... What is there not to like?????? The ONLYYYYYY reason why I think that some people and these ""Great"" Critics didn't like it is that they are Jealous!! They are JUST some fat, lazy people sitting there knowing they will NEVER, Ever look so good and they just want to put people and their work down!! You Negative ***** go get a life and when you look that good and act that good then talk ****! Peaceee!!

Josh: I think you've discovered the secret of all movie reviews ever written!

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An extreme Splashy Ride.
by evelyn102@verizon.net (movies profile) Sep 30, 2005
1 of 3 people found this review helpful

A+ All the way. With an Extremely Hip Cast. It's WaterWorld meets Triple X. Action Packed but also
Incredibly heart-racing. Paul Walker brings it to the deep end.

Jim Stupid, President, "PR For Idiots" PR Firm: I need to hire you! Your writing is nonsensical, but also doesn't make any sense!

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