One of my fondest memories from high school is reading Yahoo User Movie Reviews during computer class, while our teacher attempted to explain to us how to save a Word document. I know they don't sound like anything particularly funny, but trust me: you can never underestimate the grammatical blunders, nonsensical insults, and even racial slurs that the general public will spout off to anyone who might be listening.

This Week's Movie: Elizabethtown

BEST MOVIE CAMERON CROWE HAS DONE!!!!!!!!
by s_kaufman2211@sbcglobal.net (movies profile) Oct 15, 2005
1 of 1 people found this review helpful

THE BEST THING ABOUT THE MOVIE IS THAT NO MATTER WHAT TYPE OF PERSON YOU ARE YOU WILL LOVE THIS MOVIE.IT SHOWS EVERY EMOTION THAT YOU HAVE AND EVER WILL FEEL. THE ONLY WAY I WOULD SAY YOU WOULDNT LIKE THIS MOVIE IS THAT YOU HAVENT LOST ANYONE CLOSE TO YOU IN FACT IF YOU HAVENT LOST ANYBODY YOU PROBABLY WONT EVEN BE ABLE TO RELATE TO IT AT ALL

Professor Condraction: Golly, that's fantastic! You must be a former student, that's how terrible that was! I'm sorry we've never met!

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greatest movie ever must see
by kallianis@sbcglobal.net (movies profile) Oct 15, 2005

great movie love the acters i love what the movies about.Its a must see movie.How would didn't see this.I was a funny movie some sad but a lovely.

Josh: I didn't know they were still doing lobotomies in this country, that's sick.

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ELIZABETHTOWN!!!
by kirsten_dunst2005 (movies profile) Oct 16, 2005

Oh my God i love that movie its so kool. My friends told me when they saw comercial kirsten dunst look just like me. All school telling me that. But i dont think i do look like he.

Josh: OMG u luk lyke kirsten dunst? ASL plzkthx omghi2u!

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because
by christianknights4god (movies profile) Oct 14, 2005

because they both cute. and orlando bloom is really really really really really really really really really cute. They've both done good movies in the past, so it's not their fault. They should get awards for making it through the scripts.

Josh: I wish I could be considered for awards for being cute and reading scripts.

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The Critics are Wrong
by macberly_2001 (movies profile) Oct 14, 2005

I have come to the conclusion that the critics will put down any movie that stars Orlando Bloom.

Josh: I know, they hated The Lord Of The Rings and Pirates Of The Caribbean!

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Hodge podge of a movie,Sent you in 50 directions!
by amity15311 (movies profile) Oct 16, 2005

What a total mess and bore of a movie. My wife and I 50 yrs old wanted to see Paula Dean. That was our highlight and she was in about 2 minutes!

Josh: If the reason you are seeing a movie is to see a Food Network cook, you're probably going to get burned no matter how good or bad the movie is.

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