One of my fondest memories from high school is reading Yahoo User Movie Reviews during computer class, while our teacher attempted to explain to us how to save a Word document. I know they don't sound like anything particularly funny, but trust me: you can never underestimate the grammatical blunders, nonsensical insults, and even racial slurs that the general public will spout off to anyone who might be listening.

This Week's Movie: Doom

The Rock as a Marine!
by seniorrascal (movies profile) Oct 21, 2005
6 of 24 people found this review helpful

This movie was great. It is an allegory of the Iraq War. The "monsters" are the same as the "terrorists" in Iraq. You have to see this film, and then go join-up for the military to see some real action.

Josh: That kind of reminds me of the allegorical Toy Story, where "Sid" actually represented "poor environmental policies".

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mama
by jefry_so7 (movies profile) Oct 21, 2005

my name is jefri azlan bin mohd ridzuan.i havi twa siblings.mohd firdaus,mohd hisyam n the last i'm.i'm studa at universiti teknologi mara perak in quantity surveyors.

Josh: Seniorrascal, we got ourselves a "monster"!

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***** Roger Ebert
by halofanatic55555 (movies profile) Oct 21, 2005
1 of 2 people found this review helpful

This guy is a *****en homosexual faggot. He doesn't know how to rate *****en movies. This guy was obviously molested as a child. He should go ***** himself. He gave Doom a D-. You either have to be mentally retarded or just a big monkey *****en faggot to give this even a B-. This guy should just stop criticizing movies and go ***** a *****en monkey because thats the only piece of ass he'll ever *****en get get. ***** *****en faggot ass ***** mother *****en roger ebert, he's a no good ***** piece of ***** son of a bitch.*****.

Josh: Well, as long as you're not taking it too seriously.

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best
by deluxe_h0 (movies profile) Oct 21, 2005
4 of 13 people found this review helpful

best ever. i gore was the best and the guns were awesome. no children and girls should watch this!

A girl: Ewww, guns? Oh well, looks like it's back to the kitchen for me!

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Not For Sissies
by sarvagnap (movies profile) Oct 22, 2005

This is the great movie for guys. Not for sissies. You know what im saying. :D so chill out ya all home boyz. and this movie is for gamers not for SISSIES.

Josh: Anybody who still says "sissies" is probably a sissy.

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this movie is so cool
by dapunisher61 (movies profile) Oct 22, 2005

doom has the best 3rd person review i had never seen it bette

Josh: I'm glad they did the reviews in third person -- I hate it when movies review themselves.

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