One of my fondest memories from high school is reading Yahoo User Movie Reviews during computer class, while our teacher attempted to explain to us how to save a Word document. I know they don't sound like anything particularly funny, but trust me: you can never underestimate the grammatical blunders, nonsensical insults, and even racial slurs that the general public will spout off to anyone who might be listening.

This Week's Movie: Saw II

IT"S THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!
by bris13_lopez (movies profile) Oct 28, 2005
3 of 5 people found this review helpful

The movie SAW II it's been one of the best movies that has got my attention to see it I saw the First one and it was great and Foward to the the secound part. CAN MISS IT!!!!!!!

Josh: You make both movies sound like they'll destroy my brain if I see them.

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FAIL NOT GOOD
by batdog18sd (movies profile) Oct 29, 2005
1 of 9 people found this review helpful

y would somebody b doing those kind of things if this happens we know it's from this movie and + it sucks!

Criminal investigator: Wait a second, this violent act has to be from Saw II. It sucks.

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Nonsense and Bull
by musicmuser2003 (movies profile) Oct 29, 2005
1 of 8 people found this review helpful

Its dumb movies like this that give Westerners bad names. What the heck has the world come to? What are you trying to comunicate. People have so much sh** in their lives. People want to feel enchanted and inspired. What's the use of seeing bull like this? What good does it do? How does it help you move to a better future?

Josh: I know, they should see Fantasia instead. I got a raise and a new house after I watched that movie.

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BORING MOVIE NOT ALOT OF DISTURBING IMAGES
by duhast111 (movies profile) Oct 30, 2005

they should do better seend and really show the pple going trough what they go trough like they shoulf have showen the chick in pink pulling hands down and showed the fleshes been peeld off the hands but its boring they dont why make it if they wont show it!!!

Josh: I think you'll be happier with the third movie in the trilogy, "Saw III: A Real Snuff Film".

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Shame on Parents and MPAA
by vinsonm2000 (movies profile) Oct 31, 2005
4 of 7 people found this review helpful

MPAA:
Its time you started reevaluating how you rate movies. SAW II should be rated NC17. Maybe this will curb irresponsible parents from exposing their children to such horrific violence. I do not understand how you could slam a NC17 on a movie like CRASH and give a movie like SAW II an R rating.

Concerned parent: You're speaking my language. When I see this:

... I think, "okay, I can probably take my child to this movie safely." It's time for the g*d d*mn MPAA to start rating movies a little harsher!

Crash: I'm rated R, you misinformed f*cking moron!

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SAW 2
by long_yang16 (movies profile) Oct 29, 2005

people i dont recomand u all to go see this piece of *****.... DOnt GO SEE.... Dont WAste UR MONEY... WEll I want to go see it SAid my Friend... I still a virgin he said again.. and then he yell GIVE ME LOVE... For real dont go see this *****...

Josh: That review was hot.

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