One of my fondest memories from high school is reading Yahoo User Movie Reviews during computer class, while our teacher attempted to explain to us how to save a Word document. I know they don't sound like anything particularly funny, but trust me: you can never underestimate the grammatical blunders, nonsensical insults, and even racial slurs that the general public will spout off to anyone who might be listening.

This Week's Movie: Saw II, Part II

Editor's note: Because there were only two films opening in wide release this week -- neither one drawing particularly funny reviews -- I have decided to continue with the reviews from Saw II, which are infinitely funnier and more numerous. Enjoy!

This Mvie just suck!!!!!!!!!
by kxiong67 (movies profile) Nov 2, 2005

this movie suck because i havent even seen saw 1 now 2 what the hack is wrong with the director

Darren Lynn Bousman, Director, Saw II: Sorry, I don't know what the hack's wrong with me. I should've waited until you saw the first one.

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Crap!!
by dj_gried25 (movies profile) Oct 30, 2005

I don't intend to see this and I don't understand why people want to go see others getting mutilated and tortured and whatever else goes on. I believe society is getting sick and i hope that some family friendly movie is number 1 at the box office sometime and not all this horror stuff.

Bizarro dj_gried25: In our world, movies like Chicken Little cause spikes in violent crime!

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The writers apprently get off on murder
by blynd_leading_the_blynd (movies profile) Oct 31, 2005

It's a movie written and directed by people that apparently enjoy the concept of murder and mutilation. It's made by the same people that write blood sequences for video games (the kind you only get if you know the blood code). The fact that the theatre was packed goes to show what kind of people we are turning into and raising. No wonder Bush is president.

Josh: Damn it, President Bush! How could you and your base composed largely of socially conservative religious people advocate this movie?

Evil video game designer: YES, THAT'S IT, PUT IN THE BLOOD. ONLY WITH A SPECIAL CODE WILL CHILDREN UNLOCK THIS DEBAUCHERY AND VOTE FOR PRESIDENT BUSH.

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A Movie By A Very Sick Mind
by dww56 (movies profile) Nov 5, 2005
1 of 2 people found this review helpful

This Movie Is Written By A sick Person-Who Loves To Gorify Murder- Someone Who Probily Worships The Devil. Who Maybe Gets Off On Seeing Pepole Killed - A Bucther. A Very Hateful Person

Darren Lynn Bousman: At Least I Don't Write Like A Newspaper Headline Generator. Right, Satan?

Satan: SHUT UP AND WORSHIP ME SOME MORE

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Dear Gawd......
by Cathalain (movies profile) Oct 30, 2005
1 of 3 people found this review helpful

.... it absolutely frightens me that this film is apparently the pinnacle of what Americans consider "entertainment" today.

Josh: Sadly, it's true: an overwhelming majority of Americans, when polled, said that they feel Saw II represents the culmination of modern entertainment. You can tell this from its overwhelmingly positive critical reviews and highest box office take of any movie ever released.

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You should SEE another movie **SPOILERS**
by tha_rexpacc2002 (movies profile) Nov 3, 2005

I would like to first tell everyone about myself. I am 22 years old. I am about to get married. I work as a pharmacy tech at Southern Pharmacy in a small town in NC. I play Texas Holdem and party on weekends.

Josh: Wow, you sound like a cool guy! I'm glad you mentioned all of that in your Saw II movie review!

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