One of my fondest memories from high school is reading Yahoo User Movie Reviews during computer class, while our teacher attempted to explain to us how to save a Word document. I know they don't sound like anything particularly funny, but trust me: you can never underestimate the grammatical blunders, nonsensical insults, and even racial slurs that the general public will spout off to anyone who might be listening.

This Week's Movie: Get Rich Or Die Tryin'

ITZ A FUKIN GOOD MOVIE
by kevinkeeke (movies profile) Nov 9, 2005
7 of 15 people found this review helpful

such a gangsta movie
people who don't understand 50cents mumbles
u guys are not real gangstas
only gangstas understand ya'll

i fukin recommend this movie

fifty rules

Josh: I didn't realize real gangstas such as yourself had the time to see movies and then post about them on Yahoo. At least you managed to make your review into a little mini-rap.

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WOW!!!!!
by livefo50 (movies profile) Nov 9, 2005

OMG 50 CENT IZ SOOO DAMN FINE YADAIMENA...LOL BUT YEA I SAW DAT MOVIE AN I WAZ LIK AHHHHHHH 50 I LUV LOL.....BUT YEA WOW I SAW MY MAN I ACTTION TADAY LOL.....OMG I CANT BELIVE HE KISSED DAT SLUT *****IN AROUND WIT MY MAN WHO DA ***** SHE THINK SHE IZ HUH....YEA WELL IMA KICK HER ASS.....MAN ARYBODY WAZ TELLIN ME TA SHUT UP AT DA THEATERZ GAWD DAMN I DON NOE WAT THEY *****IN PROBLEMZ WAZ BUT DEY NEEDZ TA ***** OFF MY *****....U NOE WAT IM SAYIN YEA FOSO HOMIE KEEPIN IT REAL!!!!!!!!!! G G G G G G G G UNIT!!!!!!!!

Josh: I could not imagine anyone in the theaterz wanting you to shut up. Perhaps they were just haters?

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Great Movie, Most Of The Ppl Here Are Racist
by mvplaya3 (movies profile) Nov 9, 2005
1 of 4 people found this review helpful

Seriously, it's a great movie. You just need to see for yourself, it is very entertaining and keeps you alive through the movie. If you're a hater, then you obviously won't like it, but most of the peole reviewing this on here are racist

Josh: That's strange, you'd think the haters would've been the first to not hate this.

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***** All Yall Haterz
by jwill8700 (movies profile) Nov 11, 2005

***** all yall haters. Yall just mad cuz 50 on top right now.Yall quit the ***** out and let him do his thang. If yall want a great movie go make 1 and i'll b the judge and tell you if sucks are not.But it will probably will suck you bitches.

Josh: But if you told me that my movie sucked, and furthermore, if you predict that it will suck before having seen it, wouldn't you be...ah, jeez. I think I have a lot of lessons to learn about hating.

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50 cent is hott
by awesomechickie2007profile (movies profile) Nov 11, 2005

its a A+ becuz he is very hott in this movie.. and its about his life... and his life was hard growing up and now he has succeeded his dreams... i think tht is worth an A+

Josh: Hottness, biographicalness, and overcoming adversityness. What other criteria could we possibly judge a movie on?

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50 is the bestesstetest
by mizzbunnydee (movies profile) Nov 12, 2005
1 of 3 people found this review helpful

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Josh: That's 50 words, you ANTI HATER.

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