One of my fondest memories from high school is reading Yahoo User Movie Reviews during computer class, while our teacher attempted to explain to us how to save a Word document. I know they don't sound like anything particularly funny, but trust me: you can never underestimate the grammatical blunders, nonsensical insults, and even racial slurs that the general public will spout off to anyone who might be listening.

This Week's Movie: Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

WTF
by mikemaldonado123 (movies profile) Nov 19, 2005

this was the worst movie of all harry potter movies and the ending always stink and comeon harry doesnt die!!!!! come on!!!!!

Josh: OMG HARRY PROTTER DIEZ IN THE MOVIE? WHAR DID YOU GET THIS INFO??! EMAIL IT 2 ME PLZ

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this sucks
by ym_987 (movies profile) Nov 25, 2005
1 of 2 people found this review helpful

it was such a waste of time and money watching this piece of *****. i recommend watching bambi instead... if u know what i mean...
how stupid watching a boy wandering around with a dumb stick(much like a chapstick)...and I mean his fashion sense...sheeze!!! Who wears a cape anymore.

Movie Exec.: Yes, Harry Potter should trade in his cape for a basketball jersey! Is that what the kids where these days? The 50 Cents?

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Too dark
by hstein2 (movies profile) Nov 26, 2005
1 of 3 people found this review helpful

JJRowling researches and pays too close attention to the details of the occult craft of witchcraft and thus glamorizes the dark, dark world of witchcraft. Stay away. It can lure your children.

Josh: Don't worry, God will get her eventually. He's just waiting to see just how many kids end up casting Spells and Magick in order to weigh her punishment apporpriately.

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do u know why
by skycaptain24680 (movies profile) Nov 26, 2005

do u know why. its,because there alot of ugly people in the movie. whne i was watching it i saw harry's face and i barfed. it was so ambrasing. i hate this movie.

Josh: This was a surprisingly common reaction at the theater I was in, too. I guess they should rethink who they cast in movies in terms of their barftitude.

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Most amazing movie I have ever seen
by orshimo1 (movies profile) Nov 19, 2005
1 of 2 people found this review helpful

this was a terrible movie the directing was horrible and I think that it was the worst one yet in the series I have already read all the books and they were great but after I saw the movie I couldn't believe I even ever did like that movie.

Josh: ... did you like this movie?

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Could they have made this movie any cheesier
by crystalclearblue (movies profile) Nov 19, 2005
16 of 21 people found this review helpful

WHAT THE HELL WAS THIS? "That 70's Show" meets the Renaissance Festival!!!!???

Josh: Yes, that's what it was. It was That 70's Show mixed with a Renaissance festival. That was the point of the new Harry Potter movie. You win.

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