One of my fondest memories from high school is reading Yahoo User Movie Reviews during computer class, while our teacher attempted to explain to us how to save a Word document. I know they don't sound like anything particularly funny, but trust me: you can never underestimate the grammatical blunders, nonsensical insults, and even racial slurs that the general public will spout off to anyone who might be listening.

This Week's Movie: Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire, Part II

Editor's note: We could do the reviews for Aeon Flux, but I think Harry Potter is a much more polarizing figure. Here's some more on old Mr. Pottah.

WIZARDS AND GOBLINS! HOLY *****!!!!!
by goldengangsta54 (movies profile) Nov 25, 2005
1 of 1 people found this review helpful

yea so i sat throught this orgy or pain, and was very very disapointed. Harry 'pubic' Potter was an over done character who is a snobby ***** who thinks hes the king of the world. Heres some good news, The fact that wizards dont exist is good, and harry stop being a geek and get laid you ***** wad, You also owe me 5$ bitch.

Josh: Harry Potter is not a real person.

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evil witchcraft nonsense
by jesusraymond1950 (movies profile) Nov 26, 2005

this movie is so stupid that people were just walking out in the middle of the movie, so evil, british actors, bad bad bad bad bad bad
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Pat Robertson: Jesus will soon rise and smite the British Actors who tried to kill Him!

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Bloddy-Freakin-English Movie
by xs2kx (movies profile) Nov 28, 2005

Umm, I went to the movie theaters to watch 50-cents movie, Get Rich or Die Trying, and it was ok! However, I made an attempt to sneak in and watch the Potter-stupid movie, and damn it was so stupid. The freakin movie was made solely for Stupid-English Kids. All of them motherfreaking actors were Bloody-Freakin-English and I hate the English for two!

Josh: Fifty Cent should shoot the English. Considering how he speaks, it would be very symbolic.

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wow harry potter is gay
by cubanchica198716 (movies profile) Nov 28, 2005

I think Harry Potter sux!!! i've never seen any of his movies or read any of his gay books! but hes a geek and i hate him! and everything it has 2 do with him! all of that is fake! and stupid.

Josh: No, it's real. Wizardy is real. Satan guide my hands, I hope to become British soon.

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ALL TIME WORST MOVIE OF THE YEAR!!
by sara20002_carter (movies profile) Dec 2, 2005

THIS MOVIE STANK!! YOU LET KIDS WATCH IT AND ITS SO VIOLENT! I BET KIDS HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT IT! THEN SOMEBODY DYING! KIDS DO NOT NEED TO SEE SOMEBODY DIE! I WOULD NEVER EVER LET MY KIDS WATCH THIS!!

Josh: If only

there was some way of

making sure parents knew

that young children shouldn't watch.

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Harry Potter is BAD!
by tccote15 (movies profile) Dec 1, 2005

harry potter has turned our society into fags! soon our society will be run by these stupid movies that this woman who probably dropped out of highschool wrote! WHAT IS THE WORLD COMMING TO!?

Josh: What a shame. And society was doing so well before Harry Potter came along and fagged everything up.

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