One of my fondest memories from high school is reading Yahoo User Movie Reviews during computer class, while our teacher attempted to explain to us how to save a Word document. I know they don't sound like anything particularly funny, but trust me: you can never underestimate the grammatical blunders, nonsensical insults, and even racial slurs that the general public will spout off to anyone who might be listening.

This Week's Movie: King Kong

King kong is
by justinroslaes (movies profile) Dec 14, 2005
3 of 23 people found this review helpful

the worst moiove ever ui hate this moive and it looks fake and the story dosent make sences you7 kown he is fighting a dinsore and then falls in love with a human girl i dont like it

Josh: When will filmmakers learn to resist the temptation to put dinsores in their movies?

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I am offended.
by khanqueror5 (movies profile) Dec 16, 2005
4 of 9 people found this review helpful

I left the teather immedatly as I saw a love seen. What did I do to desever this punishment? I feel most unclean after viewing this dung heap. This is not for Childern of all ages! (Caucasain white 7-36 year old women.) This whole inner racial sex crazes has gone alittle too far , (dont ya think Pete?) to the point where white women have to get their meat walltes filled with acctual monkey members to subdue their natural behavoir of getting of every different culture of people to blow cummwads off inside them. I urge everyone in the Hollywood fashable fascest to promtly take their own life the most painful way they can think. Because this has gone too far.

~Samuikaz'e

|{han

Josh: This movie would've been better if King Kong danced and cleaned the house.

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please!!! save yourself!!!!
by collidedview (movies profile) Dec 14, 2005
3 of 14 people found this review helpful

Lets be serious Peter Jackson, when you finished with Lord of the Rings you didn't know what to do did you? And then it goes something like this, you say," Hey, what movie can I do now? How bout king kong? Let's make it a trilogy too!" "But sir it's not supposed to be a trilogy" "Oh, no *****? I already have like 3+ hours of footage. Meh, we'll just make it one movie and see if people will actaully sit through the whole thing!"

Josh: "Peter Jackson originally wanted to make this film immediately after The Frighteners (1996/I). When the rights got tied up, he moved on to The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001), using the ghost effects he developed for King Kong. After the tremendous success of the trilogy, Jackson was finally able to make the film." - IMDB

collidedview's ass: Oh, it hurts, it hurts! Things aren't supposed to be forcibly pulled from me!

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Don't kill me let me explain
by daunknown2005 (movies profile) Dec 14, 2005
2 of 11 people found this review helpful

I never saw this movie, yet! But Peter Jackson's movie WILL GET AN OSCAR OR EMMY OR WHATEVER! for crying out loud, It's a peter jackson movie! But I've been hearing alot about Narnia Too! That's the only that can top kong. Watch out kong!! But some of those awards shows do be picking over rated actors, who sucks, like expired milk sucks. Award shows sucks!!!

Josh: I wanted to kill you less before you explained.

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Politically correct anthropomorphism
by ColeBlue (movies profile) Dec 16, 2005
1 of 3 people found this review helpful

The story lacks soul because it turns its back on the essential wildness of the creature and projects ape as gentler than man. He might as well have been filmed with a pipe and a smokers jacket. Or maybe workers overalls since the theme seemed to be giant ape good rich new yorkers (americans) bad (since in this version the only folks in allowed to see him were the black tie crowd). So to sum up: Giant ape represents the fury of the working class used and brought down by the evil _______ (fill in the blank with whatever marxist class descriptor you want)

Josh: This is a wonderful example of how even correct grammar and spelling can be assembled to form a review worthy of our section.

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BORING FAKE DUMB STORY
by mark_fourteen (movies profile) Dec 16, 2005

dinosaur fighting giant ape... yeah right... boring and dumb

Josh: God, no it wasn't fake. That really happened, idiot.

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