Yahoo User Movie Reviews

One of my fondest memories from high school is reading Yahoo User Movie Reviews during computer class, while our teacher attempted to explain to us how to save a Word document. I know they don't sound like anything particularly funny, but trust me: you can never underestimate the grammatical blunders, nonsensical insults, and even racial slurs that the general public will spout off to anyone who might be listening.

This Week's Movie: Date Movie

thr write up
by behrlacrosse (movies profile) Feb 18, 2006

this movie was sweet i loved it it was hilarious a athe the the the the the the the the the the thd the eth the th the teh the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the

Josh: And with that, my theory that most people on Yahoo Movies are actually robots gets a little more proof.

dont listen to those people
by odie_3lt_4cr (movies profile) Feb 17, 2006
7 of 13 people found this review helpful

like the title says dont listen to those people those people are the people who go to this movie and somhow think its a romance

Josh: I'd say at least half of the people who went to see Date Movie -- which has a widely-running trailer announcing that it's written by some of the staff from Scary Movie and highlights several joke scenes and is called fucking Date Movie -- believed that it was a serious romance.

god its so funny i cried
by datescary (movies profile) Feb 17, 2006

okey hears what its aboute a exatrmaly fat woman gets skinny goes on extrime baclor gets a date to a rest rounte called a restrounte the meet gregs parnts and get the wedding planer. i took from meet the fouckers in the meet the fockers the babies 1st word is a hole in this its beotch. in meet the fockers the dads play football and one gets hurt in this the play basket ball one dad has a hairy chest he goes up for the shoot and his chest hairs rip of on the other dads face

Josh: I cried too, datescary. I cried too.

It needs a new title...
by rodowobo (movies profile) Feb 17, 2006
2 of 7 people found this review helpful

How about: The Crappy Movie? Or, The Terrible Movie... The Lame Movie... The Unfunny Movie?

Josh: BAHAHAAHAHAHAHA GOOD ONE

One of the worst
by popeunit (movies profile) Feb 18, 2006

If you value your money, time, or credibility as an intelligent moviegoer, don't see this movie.
The plot is hair-thin; it's a series of small skits that are barely tied together with wipes and fades.

Josh: You'd think the writers would've realized the importance of plot for a movie like this. At least by writing this review, you managed to save your pretend credibility.

WORST MOVIE EVER!!!!!
by tpcshkr75 (movies profile) Feb 17, 2006
THIS IS THE WORST MOVIE EVER AND I HATE ANYONE WHO WANTS TO SEE IT!!!!!

nah i'm just kidding. it looks good.

Josh: Haha, whoa, almost had me. You're a good prankster. ;)

I want my money BACK!!
by abhi_shah80 (movies profile) Feb 17, 2006

As the title suggest, I took my boyfriend to see this movie.

Josh: Your boyfriend's name is My Money Back?

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