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One
of my fondest memories from high school is reading Yahoo User Movie
Reviews during computer class, while our teacher attempted to explain
to us how to save a Word document. I know they don't sound like anything
particularly funny, but trust me: you can never underestimate the grammatical
blunders, nonsensical insults, and even racial slurs that the general
public will spout off to anyone who might be listening.
This Week's Movie: The Hills Have Eyes
People
actually look like that!
by lilholly25 (movies profile) Mar 10, 2006
1 of 7 people found this review helpful
Okay the movie would be good IF it didn't make fun of ACTUAL PEOPLE! HELLO! Sad as it may be, some people have birth effects! It's not their fault, and the can't help it! They made deformbed people look like monsters! i was sick, because i KNOW a live person who is deformed. They CRIED, because they now think they are a gut-eating monster! And rape? EWW! no one wants to see it!
WHY CAN PEOPLE JUST EXCEPT EACHOTHER?
ONE
WORD CAN SAVE US ALL: LOVE
ONE WORD CAN HURT US ALL: HATE
ONE WORD CAN LIE TO US ALL: FEAR
Why is america like this?
Josh: Your deformed friend has it easy -- I'm a white guy. Think of all the movies that make fun of me! Hannibal? I'm not a cannibal, for God's sake! Stupid America.
worst
movie ever.
by Deano158 (movies profile) Mar 10, 2006
Bring your girlfriend to this one if you never get any action...she'll be all over you.
Josh: Take this to heart, kids: if your girlfriend is turned on by violent scenes of mutilation, cannibalism, and rape, it's time to move on.
poop
head
by smmsrunner (movies profile) Mar 12, 2006
it was the worst moviei never saw yes i didnt not like that movie when i saw it
Josh: You...didn't see the movie, but when you saw it it was the worst movie you liked?
do
not support this movie!
by whispertome_whenyousmile (movies profile) Mar 10, 2006
1 of 4 people found this review helpful
If you have any respect for human life DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE.
I
got my money back
by broadwayactress15 (movies profile) Mar 11, 2006
1 of 3 people found this review helpful
How can anybody have a human concsience and like this movie?
Josh: Okay, and at this time I'd like to remind those of you playing at home that movies, unless labeled as a documentary, generally are fictional. Those actors and actresses may look pretty banged up, but they're okay and worth lots of money!
XXXXXX~DONT
WASTE YOUR TIME OR MONEY~XXXXXXX
by danceroo_4_u (movies profile) Mar 11, 2006
it was so bad we couldnt eat our candy and pickles during the movie!!!!!!!!!
Josh: So, is that like a Midwestern thing?
Typical
Hollywood
by caseyr19 (movies profile) Mar 11, 2006
Typical of Hollywood to let the audience know about the jewish, liberal, democrat and have him survive and make sure the republican dies first.
Josh: ...probably reading too much into the movie.
Inaudibly
perverse, don't subject yourself
by missyblueeye2000 (movies profile) Mar 11, 2006
1 of 2 people found this review helpful
Josh: It's a shame this person bothered to write a review, because clearly the subject line alone says it all.
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