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One of my fondest memories from high school is reading Yahoo User Movie Reviews during computer class, while our teacher attempted to explain to us how to save a Word document. I know they don't sound like anything particularly funny, but trust me: you can never underestimate the grammatical blunders, nonsensical insults, and even racial slurs that the general public will spout off to anyone who might be listening.

This Week's Movie: Inside Man

Editor's note: Oh, I was so excited this week when I saw that "Larry The Cable Guy: Health Inspector" was opening. I could almost taste the wonderful reviews that I knew would come out of this movie. But imagine my disappointment when I went to the movie review page and got this message: "This movie has no user reviews posted yet..." The funny thing is, the movie was rated 2190 times, so people clearly saw it. I can only conclude that everyone who saw Larry's movie cannot read or write, which makes sense if you think about it. So instead, I bring you Inside Man.


Great Movie
by cjjr72984 (movies profile) Mar 24, 2006

Spike Lee finally gets the attention he's deserved for so long.

Josh: It's just too bad he's had to soldier along in obscurity for all the years before this.


An Explosive Blockbuster
by brodoziemma (movies profile) Mar 25, 2006
1 of 1 people found this review helpful

This movie will always be one of the greaterest movie that Hollywood will have to offer this year.

Josh: Ouch. Oh, ouch.


The Best Movie This Week!
by wpark1982subzero (movies profile) Mar 26, 2006

Josh: Other movies opening in wide release this week:

- Stay Alive (IF YOU DIE IN THE GAME YOU DIE FOR REALS)
- Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector (I don't need to say anything)


Denzel Brings His A Game
by jmac33208 (movies profile) Mar 24, 2006
62 of 122 people found this review helpful

Denzel Washington, Clive Owen, Jodie Foster & Willem Dafoe Star In This Blockbuster Hit About A Fishy Bank Robbery Where The Robbers Are Asking For A Helicopter And They Demand Things That Normal Bank Robberies Don't Need.

Josh: Who the hell were the 62 people who were aided by this review?


Yahoo should understand how to judge a Flim
by maria_eburg (movies profile) Mar 24, 2006
2 of 5 people found this review helpful

This movie "Inside man" should stand as A+ for Story, Acting, Directing, Visual and Overall.
If you do not know how to judge a flim. do not judge.

Yahoo: We'll change everyone's flim ratings at once!


Lee film = jiggly camera
by zz_stu (movies profile) Mar 25, 2006
8 of 10 people found this review helpful

When was the last time you walked through your life and everything either jiggly, zoomed, panned, or was otherwise totally out focus?

Josh: Never! My life is usually perfectly composed with lovely lighting and digital surround sound.


A must watch
by a.adebajo (movies profile) Mar 26, 2006

Go out there grab a copy

FBI: Sounds good, thanks for the recommenda...WAIT A MINUTE

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