Yahoo User Movie Reviews

One of my fondest memories from high school is reading Yahoo User Movie Reviews during computer class, while our teacher attempted to explain to us how to save a Word document. I know they don't sound like anything particularly funny, but trust me: you can never underestimate the grammatical blunders, nonsensical insults, and even racial slurs that the general public will spout off to anyone who might be listening.

This Week's Movie: Silent Hill

HOLY SH*T that was awesome!!!
by cute_pikachu25 (movies profile) Apr 21, 2006

this is easily, hands down, the BEST game movie ever! i've seen all the game movies; super mario brothers, doom, resident evil 1 + 2, and this movie beats them hands down!!

Josh: No way, it beats all of those? That's a tall order!

Silent Hill-better off as a video game
by philipalthouse@sbcglobal.net (movies profile) Apr 22, 2006

A rote screen adaptation of the stereotypical video game, this movie features an aimless plot with stock horror cliches. On some levels it works as a parody of the mindlessness of video games

Josh: You obviously had this typed out the second you heard a video game adaptation movie was going to be made.

BAD ENDING!!! BAD ENDING! BAD ENDING!!!!!!!
by tccbaby (movies profile) Apr 22, 2006
1 of 1 people found this review helpful

I LIKE TO KNOW (NOT THE ENDING OF A MOVIE) BUT JUST IF THE MOVIE ENDING IS HAPPY OR SAD.
FOR ALL OF YOU OUT THERE LIKE ME,... IT IS NOT A VERY HAPPY ENDING!

Josh: Don't worry -- I heard they're fixing it for the DVD release:

Gamers have been waiting for this.
by metal_leech (movies profile) Apr 21, 2006

Firstly, I have noticed a number of people gave this movie a horrible review. But if you read they're review, they give no actual reason. To avoid the idiots just looking to bad-mouth something, don't read a review under C-, for any film

Josh: Seems like a solid idea.

Very slow movie
by davis353423 (movies profile) Apr 22, 2006

IF you like the show 24 you will be truley dissapointed with this movie. There is more action in one episode of 24 then the entire movie.

Josh: Other things 24 is better than:

- Apples
- Blue cars
- Highlander

Great Movie!!!! don't listen to funtogo4 review!!
by djsixer03 (movies profile) Apr 21, 2006
3 of 4 people found this review helpful

Well first off this is a good movie the review "Going Nowhere FAST!" by Funtogo4 is very very wrong!!!!He has rated 4 movies and gave 3 of the 4 a F!!! so he must be a Broke Back Mountain Fan im guessing

Josh: Oh snap! Your record of rating movies poorly has finally caught up with you, FuntoBROKEBACKMOUNTAIN!

GO SEE THE MOVIE
by dan_dot2002 (movies profile) Apr 21, 2006

Most likly the people that seen the movie and they hated it was because there lame

Josh: Nothing beats this argument.

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