Yahoo User Movie Reviews

One of my fondest memories from high school is reading Yahoo User Movie Reviews during computer class, while our teacher attempted to explain to us how to save a Word document. I know they don't sound like anything particularly funny, but trust me: you can never underestimate the grammatical blunders, nonsensical insults, and even racial slurs that the general public will spout off to anyone who might be listening.

This Week's Movie: Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events

Can't stand Jim Carrey So I'm Not Going
by fredhenryetta (movies profile) Dec 18, 2004
1 of 3 people found this review helpful

Ohhhhhhhhh how I hate Jim Carrey!!!

He is definately a movie star for those easily entertained by someone making the same face over and over and over and over again but with different costumes on.

What a clown.

Josh: You'll be sure to keep that opinion by refusing to see any movie with him in it! (PS -- I agree. He really clowned it up in that god damned clowning Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Clown. FUCKING CLOWN)

ok acting was good visuals story but....
by teamrekencilepaintball (movies profile) Dec 17, 2004
3 of 24 people found this review helpful

ok acting was good visuals were good but i just didnt like the way they made it and crap like that. im kinda stoned but w/e i didnt even *****ing see it bitches suck my ***** mofo's!!!

Josh: Good thinking.

Depressing -Late for Halloween -Bad for Christmas
by AndyLant (movies profile) Dec 18, 2004

I was so looking forward to this movie. I thought it was going to be full of "heart", hope, happiness after the trama that the kids had to go through. Instead, this was an over acted, badly directed, no story, bad message depressing miserable flick, that was obviously late for Halloween, therefore just to cover the outrageous budget they had to pay these "OVER actors" they released it for the Christmas / Hannukah season, forgetting the spirit of the season and spitting in the viewers face by giving them this CRAP. In short: shameful garbage.

Josh: Jesus, I can't stand when people release things not having to do with Christmas around the holidays. CHOKE ON YOUR SHAME, HOLLYWEIRD.

I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS IS
by courtneylewis142005 (movies profile) Dec 18, 2004

i think that this interview is like awesome i give it an A for all of them because it is like so cool. i read the story about it and i want to see it soo bad im just doing this because i want to. i really dont know what an interview is even i dont know what an interview is i'll still write it./

Josh: Man, I know exactly how you feel.

ALLOWS JIM CARREY TO OVERACT AGAIN....DUD!
by oldlady_97_04 (movies profile) Dec 17, 2004
5 of 31 people found this review helpful

Small doses of Jim Carrey are all this old lady can stomach. He overacts to the point of nausea and seems to be his own biggest fan. Like Robin Williams, Carrey is over the top in almost every movie. This movie is too bleak for kids and far too silly for any thinking adult. This old lady has been viewing movies since talkies began so I am imparting my decades of movie wisdom. I am a retired teacher so this is why my reviews are so well written. To the many Yahoo readers that have e-mailed me with compliments this past year, thank you and Merry Christmas to you and yours.

Josh: Maybe I'm mistaken, but you seem to be "older" than many other people, ma'am. Why is this?

THE AMAZING WORLD
by laimisa (movies profile) Dec 17, 2004

The perfict boot!Or not.Or werst.Or you.Or it is the best.It is an amazing world.It is the power,the breth takingavencher ofthe year.

Josh: I just...I just can't handle this one. My God.

Good movie...IF I WAS FRIGGIN 9 YEARS OLD!
by kingovallcreoles (movies profile) Dec 17, 2004

Whats up with hollywood putting out these mass produced, tame, plain kiddy movies and expecting us adults to swallow it and say "Thank YOU?" WAKE UP MAN!...Parents if you want a beddy bye story for your kids this is it, however, if you have your adult teeth and graduated from gradeschool you may want to wait for the aviator!

Josh: Seriously, I know. I saw that Spongebob movie and was sorely disappointed at all the stupid kiddie crap in it. Throw in some guns or rape scenes for us adults, please!

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